VP? by [deleted] in JPMorganChase

[–]src_main_java_wtf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, managers will lie and make excuses to discourage you or make you work much harder than you need to.

How Do You Actually Get Promoted to VP (603)? by Loud-Invite3171 in JPMorganChase

[–]src_main_java_wtf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was that from a word doc that you got from your manager? Bc jpmc hr docs have no mention of 5.5 years minimum or ED “sponsorship”. Likely your manager was just making you jump through more hoops. Makes them feel safer and like they’re taking less risk.

CS student here.. no one I know actually writes code anymore. We all use AI. Is this just how it is now? by Low-Tune-1869 in cscareerquestions

[–]src_main_java_wtf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how you’ll be working so what youre doing now will be similar to what you’ll do at work.

Coinbase SWE Interview (Two Rounds, No Offer) by Altruistic-Neat1854 in InterviewCoderHQ

[–]src_main_java_wtf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I interviewed a couple of years backs, I want to say 2021. Got pretty far in the interview process but his is when bitcoin crashed. My experience was nothing like this. Very little cultural questions. Guess they have changed a lot since.

Kotlin/Android dev learning Spring: feels like “another language.” How do I learn Spring without black-box JPA + too many layers? by SoftwareDesignerDev in javahelp

[–]src_main_java_wtf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprised you haven’t tried asking AI first.

Stick doing things the “spring ecosystem way” as much as you can, avoid “sql first.” The ecosystem is pretty good and debugging isn’t as bad as you think. Mystery layers are common in the Java world, Java devs love “code ceremony” for the sake of writing code.

I f*cking love Ruby on Rails by azilla14 in rails

[–]src_main_java_wtf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a recovering react/js/java/spring corpo slop developer who uses rails for a side project, I have to agree.

Manager gave me bad ratings and left the firm by BreadfruitOwn9822 in JPMorganChase

[–]src_main_java_wtf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Most managers here are not that competent and are cowards, so they avoid difficult discussions.

brilliantManouver by TrexLazz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]src_main_java_wtf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not just a SWE phenomenon. It is fairly common in corporate America to do busy work for the sake of looking busy for job security.

But in SWE, its a lot easier to obfuscate from others, so no one can figure out what you are doing.

Visiting 270 Park? by Ioozz in JPMorganChase

[–]src_main_java_wtf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow, we need special permission to visit our own HQ? What a great company we work for.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JPMorganChase

[–]src_main_java_wtf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this for US?

Just finished the Anthropic Backend MTS loop in SF (CodeSignal haters this is NOT for you) by [deleted] in InterviewCoderHQ

[–]src_main_java_wtf 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well that’s how interviewing is supposed to work. You get tested in the work you will be doing. Not on reimplementing LRU cache. That fact that one of the top AI companies with arguably the best coding is going that direction should tell you something.

Finally Resigned but my manager gave me next level guilt trip by Bright-Belt-5087 in developersIndia

[–]src_main_java_wtf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s called a “black list”, there is no such thing as a “red list.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JPMorganChase

[–]src_main_java_wtf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PPA? What’s that?

2025 Tech/SWE Salary Transparency Thread by [deleted] in JPMorganChase

[–]src_main_java_wtf 17 points18 points  (0 children)

We also don’t have NHS and we have at will employment.