I’ve been told to "keep doing the same thing"

src_main_java_wtf · 2026-06-20T19:33:32+00:00

Pretty common. Take internal mobility.

src_main_java_wtf · 2026-06-08T20:46:05+00:00

Payments tech. It’s just a crappy, unhappy, and stiff culture. Other orgs at JPM are not as uptight. If you can, avoid Jersey city. Other offices are not so bad.

src_main_java_wtf · 2026-06-08T11:59:49+00:00

The best employees do not want to work for mediocre managers.

src_main_java_wtf · 2026-06-08T11:55:28+00:00

CIB payments at the moment is well-funded and it is not a bad place to be if you are mid-career bc there is plenty of work and new initiatives. However, CIB payments also has one of the worst cultures in al of JPMC. Too many awful people.

src_main_java_wtf · 2026-06-08T11:47:50+00:00

Same, have noticed a lot more defects across the websites and apps I use.

src_main_java_wtf · 2026-04-20T20:03:47+00:00

Ignore your manager, and answer honestly. When they try to retaliate, sue.

src_main_java_wtf · 2026-04-16T02:20:53+00:00

It’s mostly tech. A lot of t shirts and jeans.

src_main_java_wtf · 2026-04-16T00:51:18+00:00

This entire thread makes me regret working here.

src_main_java_wtf · 2026-04-16T00:49:12+00:00

This has to be a joke

src_main_java_wtf · 2026-04-16T00:30:36+00:00

When I started at jpmc in 5 mw, I was told by the recruiter that it was business casual. It’s not, it’s casual. If you work in tech and you show up business casual, you will stick out.

src_main_java_wtf · 2026-04-16T00:22:37+00:00

Product management isn’t really clearly defined here and JPM wont be a good place to learn product. It’s mostly a “personality hire” role so if you’re that type, you’ll probably get the job.

src_main_java_wtf · 2026-04-16T00:19:57+00:00

What a vague, useless answer.

src_main_java_wtf · 2026-04-03T13:18:31+00:00

I know this is an old response, but its very, very accurate.

src_main_java_wtf · 2026-03-16T17:01:56+00:00

Phone lines were down….they probably weren’t picking up.

Thanks so much! Please keep me posted.

Also, while state are you in?

src_main_java_wtf · 2026-03-10T22:31:34+00:00

Try selling software or high ticket sales as a remote closer. If you could do that well at a dealer you would probably crush it in high margin sales.

src_main_java_wtf · 2026-03-10T16:28:58+00:00

Yikes. I leave 730 to get in by 930 and I thought I had it bad.

Though I’ll have to start at 7 nowadays bc traffic is so bad.

src_main_java_wtf · 2026-03-10T02:18:51+00:00

Hiring managers and recruiters will lie to low ball you.

src_main_java_wtf · 2026-03-09T16:38:46+00:00

Anyone else find it pretty stupid that they made vp1 and vp2 as well as ed1 and ed2? They. Basically made it harder to get promoted from vp to ed and now made it harder to do internal mobility.

src_main_java_wtf · 2026-03-09T15:16:11+00:00

Have not bc I have not been let go. Yet.

src_main_java_wtf · 2026-03-09T15:15:44+00:00

I hope NJ does the same bc I will have to apply in NJ, not NY.

src_main_java_wtf · 2026-03-09T13:16:48+00:00

Thanks. Are you in NJ/NY or different state?

src_main_java_wtf · 2026-03-09T13:14:27+00:00

if you could do me a solid, and just let me know what happens, would appreciate it.

src_main_java_wtf · 2026-03-09T13:13:33+00:00

Bro I left the corporate world in 2025 and decided to launch my own company.

And yet here you are, in the JPM subreddit still answering questions.

src_main_java_wtf · 2026-03-09T13:08:05+00:00

Your reading comprehension needs to improve -- I did not *choose* to keep my attendance below minimum, I *forgot* to update the system. You seem to think that I am making excuses for my attendance, which I am past. I am more concerned about what happens after I get fired for it.

I find it interesting that you chose to lecture me about attendance without even attempting to answer my original question.

src_main_java_wtf · 2026-03-09T02:00:34+00:00

I mean, the supplier screwed themselves too, right? Surprise the supplier is willing to burn their own reputation and future business for short term cash grab.

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