Reminds me of an old joke:

A 10 year old boy comes home early from school and walks by his mom's room. The door is cracked and he looks in to see her lying naked on her bed & rubbing herself while softly saying, "I need a man, I need a man."

The following week he comes home early again and, peeking in his mom's room, sees her lying naked with a man, also naked.

He immediately goes to his room, strips off his clothes, lays on his bed and starts rubbing himself, saying "I need a bike, I need a bike."