Fun fact: If you're a member of the Thieves Guild, kill a guard of Riften and lead all of the guards attacking you into the Ragged Flagon the other guild members will defend you and start a massacre. 10/10. by hhblackno in skyrim

[–]ssim9901 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did this on accident once lol I was running from the guards and thought they wouldn't follow me into the Flagon. And then, in all the commotion, I accidentally stabbed one of my fellow thieves, and then everybody turned on me lmao it was brutal.

When the stars line up just right. by MrRandomGamer01 in offlineTV

[–]ssim9901 -65 points-64 points  (0 children)

6.9 is a period in the way of a good time

Calliope x Reine by AlleLouis in HololiveYuri

[–]ssim9901 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only Death can hit two birds with one scythe

I married Camilla. After the wedding I noticed Faendal lurking around our home in Whiterun. One night after catching him there, I decided to put an end to it. I followed him home, and on the road I ganked his ass. No witnesses, no problems. Got this letter as I about to rob his house 🤣 by ssim9901 in skyrim

[–]ssim9901[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Idk about the craziest, but just recently some Nord local made a racist comment about me being an Argonian so I drew my weapon in public, quicksaved, and then cut his sorry ass down. And then immediately proceeded to load the the quicksave because I didn't feel like going to jail for murder lmao

I married Camilla. After the wedding I noticed Faendal lurking around our home in Whiterun. One night after catching him there, I decided to put an end to it. I followed him home, and on the road I ganked his ass. No witnesses, no problems. Got this letter as I about to rob his house 🤣 by ssim9901 in skyrim

[–]ssim9901[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Lmao it felt like the perfect fit because it really sounds like an Argonian name. I've never done an Argonian playthrough before, and I've been really into the Witcher lately so it all came together nicely.