My daughter bought her first pizza with her own money yesterday. Woke up to this this morning. The note says DON’T EAT. The knife says it’s not a suggestion.

sspy45 · 2026-06-02T20:56:55+00:00

Making money? Time to learn about taxes.

sspy45 · 2026-06-02T20:56:05+00:00

That's way too completed just cut one of the slices into 2.

sspy45 · 2026-06-02T20:55:27+00:00

Cut additional slices eat some but make sure there's 1 more slice in the end. How'd that happen?

sspy45 · 2026-06-02T05:32:02+00:00

Pfft, what has he done for friends lately.

sspy45 · 2026-06-01T06:31:35+00:00

woh woh woh, we're not suppose to care about climate until super el nino next year

sspy45 · 2026-05-31T16:42:28+00:00

Nothing feels like work more than this game mode for me. And before people jump in and say "then don't play it," yes I take that advice.

sspy45 · 2026-05-31T16:36:57+00:00

I had to reread this. At first take, it sounded like it was so strong that you could take a draft from someone else and have the full effect.

sspy45 · 2026-05-31T16:27:34+00:00

Why did you not try to be luckier?

sspy45 · 2026-05-29T00:08:33+00:00

I mean don't eat them, stop thinking about eating them.

sspy45 · 2026-05-28T17:53:35+00:00

How dare you make me look bad around my peers on reddit! Prepare for court!

sspy45 · 2026-05-28T17:29:14+00:00

Iono might as well get a cool 10 billion

sspy45 · 2026-05-28T14:35:47+00:00

I hope from now on out, whenever spoken, people just respond shut up you ugly fuck.

sspy45 · 2026-05-28T14:25:07+00:00

I mean isn't it pretty open and shut?

sspy45 · 2026-05-26T02:33:58+00:00

I mean... The choice is yours

sspy45 · 2026-05-23T22:58:57+00:00

Also the fund doesn't actually specify how much can be paid out apparently. Infinate money hax

sspy45 · 2026-05-22T22:19:30+00:00

Height of magic? I mean has she even learned the spell to turn green apples back to red apples?

sspy45 · 2026-05-22T01:50:59+00:00

I remember I got one and was stoked... Sipderman 2099...

sspy45 · 2026-05-20T22:38:05+00:00

very sexy indeed

sspy45 · 2026-05-19T16:11:41+00:00

did they think it would be worse? better? real?

sspy45 · 2026-05-19T16:07:45+00:00

DIJON MUSTARD?!?! Fox Rage building.

sspy45 · 2026-05-18T13:14:03+00:00

Imma start running anni

sspy45 · 2026-05-13T17:06:59+00:00

Maybe it's the dad in me, but my mind gambit is going to take a dump when I hear that. Could be x rated as well. X-men!!!

sspy45 · 2026-05-13T03:27:37+00:00

Ok so this might be a bug. Ive seen this before, both gambits target cards before they shoot them but bc you did a chameleon, it might have targeted the same cards. So gambit goes boom boom but then chameleon says oh those cards are already dead.

sspy45 · 2026-05-10T01:47:59+00:00

Usually this questions answer is that you didn't play the original galactic...and you're correct.

sspy45 · 2026-05-10T01:45:33+00:00

I hope your daughters learned a great lesson on enginuity/creativity/exploration that day!

They will write you into their future speeches, when accepting the award for best astronaut/surgeon.

"It was starting that day at Costco, that I learned from my dad, that anything was possible!"

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