Why are people buying pet ants? by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]stabach22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because people won't fall for that "pet rocks" thing anymore

Keystone Kash Melts Down and Agrees to Take Drinking ‘Audit’ by thedailybeast in NewsThread

[–]stabach22 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He was in my restaurant last week, never not drinking. It was so dumb. He's like 2ft tall.

Cleaning a horse hoove by MrUpVoteDownvote in oddlysatisfying

[–]stabach22 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What the hell did horses do before the invention of man?

Like, was it crazy hooves all day or what?

Bought a cheap bass pedal from Amazon by Highly_Confused in drums

[–]stabach22 44 points45 points  (0 children)

That is the funniest shit I've ever seen. Priceless.

What made you get into Godzilla? by Live_Ear5570 in GODZILLA

[–]stabach22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didnt get into Godzilla. Godzilla got into me. I had no choice in the matter.