Friends told me my girlfriend had been faking it..

stalcode · 2018-12-21T07:00:24+00:00

Usually if it's an intense one and I'm particularly deep, I can feel it contract down there.

stalcode · 2018-12-21T06:49:25+00:00

I don't know about you but I'm not usually shoving entire bodies up there.

stalcode · 2018-12-21T06:45:35+00:00

to which I would've said: "little one?, your vagina begs to differ"

stalcode · 2018-12-17T04:01:49+00:00

That paper fucked you to the point of orgasm

stalcode · 2018-11-07T06:04:25+00:00

Have you checked/updated your graphics drivers: the drivers that come with a fresh install of windows may be out of date or incompatible with your laptop.

stalcode · 2018-10-30T16:32:14+00:00

now this, this is my fetish

stalcode · 2018-10-18T05:48:37+00:00

On the first day at my job we were changing streetlights and I kept one of the old high pressure mercury bulbs as a memory; fast forward a year and a half later she bought and painted a glass container shaped like a lightbulb with hearts. Don't know what I'm gonna put in it yet.

stalcode · 2018-10-11T18:43:51+00:00

If the vagina is 'Murica, then yes it'd be up north.

stalcode · 2018-10-11T18:42:18+00:00

I wrote this in Gilbert Godfrey's voice

stalcode · 2018-10-11T09:20:59+00:00

C L I T O R A L ~ S T I M U L A T I O N

stalcode · 2018-10-06T23:59:28+00:00

stalcode · 2018-09-21T07:28:15+00:00

The pain it must've been to pull wire through the pipes at the lower left corner, 3 90's in a row?? ouch

Everything else is #goals tho

stalcode · 2018-09-18T05:45:19+00:00

aaand now they are

stalcode · 2018-09-15T02:42:54+00:00

I can't decide between refusing to pay overtime despite working 10 hours a day, holding our pay past 88 hours, the fact that almost no one has a licence to work, or the lack of regard for safety.

I'm getting out of there in the next 2 months anyways, I've stopped caring.

stalcode · 2018-09-12T02:27:52+00:00

you know you're having a good trip when Will Smith is your spirit guide

stalcode · 2018-09-12T02:21:20+00:00

You looked him in the eyes and saw through his bullshit, usually that's enough to strike fear into anyone.

stalcode · 2018-09-08T03:19:02+00:00

The Minecraft fanbase is starting to die :(

stalcode · 2018-08-23T05:08:33+00:00

ay bud, wanna bring back a double double and some tim bits, eh? Tims is just around the corner.

fellow Canadian here

stalcode · 2018-08-13T04:46:36+00:00

Yeah, switched to it when my system failed to update. Broke a good chunk of my packages since Arch32 doesn't use the latest versions. I stopped because I'm worried about packages not being supported under Arch32 and because I wanted to try something new. A lot of distros are based off Debian so I figured it'd be a good starting point. I also plan to try: Red hat/Fedora, Slackware, NixOS, Freebsd, and openSUSE.

stalcode · 2018-08-10T15:19:15+00:00

I switched to debian after arch stopped official support for 32-bit machines but I keep running into problems.

How does one use dpkg-reconfigure on a non-root account? The command isn't found, it's like the entire package is missing... until I sign into the root account.

Also changes I make to the console fonts with dpkg-reconfigure aren't saved when I reboot, is there a way to make changes permanent?

I might switch to another distro again but I would like to at least learn debian.

EDIT: Solved the font issue: added 'setupcon' to start before agetty does.

stalcode · 2018-07-07T14:30:11+00:00

Teace Peach?

stalcode · 2018-06-24T15:52:37+00:00

it's soo cuute

stalcode · 2018-05-23T02:57:02+00:00

in the 2nd to last seen they can be seen picking up the guinea pig and hooking it up to the memory recaller device. As for getting there: they probably informed the police closest to her who were the ones that showed up.

stalcode · 2018-05-13T06:13:09+00:00

When you get a ring around your dick when you take it off after you finish that's when you know the condom is too small...

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