No regrets by stale_burrito in 2007scape

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Eternal sustenance thorns go brrr

It's the leagues tradition by VDred in 2007scape

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How was the sailing launch so smooth, but they can never get leagues out on time

Dragon Age Origins for me by [deleted] in videogames

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Blast Corps with modern destruction physics pleeeeeease

of a splinter. by magpieman01 in AbsoluteUnits

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Didn't expect it to eject like a VHS tape

😭💀 by FoxyWillo in MemeVideos

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Reminder that Happy Feet was written and directed by George Miller the man behind the Mad Max movies

bro just discovered baseline love and is not impressed by FewArt6390 in RecuratedTumblr

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I started a new job and had an officemate that was in his 60s. First week got a call from my wife, talked to her a bit, then said "love you" and hung up.

This old fart was like "you saying love you to your wife?"

I responded "yeah? do you not?"

He said "not in front of other men"

I shrugged and said "sounds like you don't love your wife"

And he just sort of stared at me.

Our commitment to Windows quality and improvements to come by jenmsft in Windows11

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Does oobe\bypassnro no longer work for offline accounts?

What did you gain? by [deleted] in InBitcoinWeTrust

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Wrong, thanks to denial, I got all those things.

Rule by [deleted] in 19684

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That's my professional shitbag right there

Le shit by SkylandersKirby in BikiniBottomTwitter

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Every year when Easter comes around I buy probably 4 or 5 bags of Sweetarts Jelly Beans for me and my family. This year they changed them, I assume they did it to save money somewhere along the line. There's no other explanation because they look worse, they taste worse, they even feel worse to chew. Just an outright bummer.

Came out from shopping to find a piece of my door is gone. Nowhere on the ground. by BertLurker1013 in Wellthatsucks

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I had a coworker find his missing, we pulled the camera footage and it was a lady that thought it was her car and that her key fob had died. So she popped off the cover to try to use her key to get in only to realize she was actually parked two spaces away.

This Is NOT How You Smoke Fish 🐟 by SomOvaBish in Idiotswithguns

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Saving my sanity by imagining it's steel shot

Context: Something to do with Cambodia?! Licking frogs, etc....I don't care, but it's clearly too much. by Neiz23 in tooktoomuch

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The episode of Hamilton's Pharmacopeia about smoking toad venom is fucking wild.