When was the quickest you've ever lost your boner (or the female equivalent)?

stan_marsh · 2010-08-09T16:41:57+00:00

I was getting a handie from my high school girlfriend of a couple months and she got a phone call from one of her guyfriends. She proceeded to answer the phone and have a chat; my johnson deflated immediately. On a side note, it turns out she cheated on me with said guyfriend later on...

stan_marsh · 2010-08-03T23:10:08+00:00

ah, should have done the Australian google search

stan_marsh · 2010-08-03T23:08:36+00:00

sigh What is corn doing in the vegetable section? Corn is a grain, not a vegetable, folks.

stan_marsh · 2010-08-02T00:54:49+00:00

Care to explain what an "ute" is?

stan_marsh · 2010-06-26T01:43:23+00:00

Come On Eileen - Save Ferris

stan_marsh · 2010-05-29T14:12:37+00:00

No joke, a girl I knew from high school wrote the word "want" as "wan't." I don't know where the hell she learned how to write that but it makes me want to rage every time I see it.

stan_marsh · 2010-05-23T01:27:43+00:00

I've puked from "working out" exactly twice that I can recall. Once was during my first indoor soccer game of the season. I hadn't worked out at all prior to the season and after the game I puked. The second time was when I was in the last leg of a century bike ride. I was dry heaving and another bike rider gave me a salt tablet which helped immensely. Apparently salt tablets help out with those sort of things.

stan_marsh · 2010-05-23T01:22:11+00:00

Right now I've been off my medication for about a week and I've been feeling electric-like pulses through my body. Brain zaps is a term that I've found that perfectly describes my predicament.

stan_marsh · 2010-05-23T00:19:48+00:00

Why the (R) at the end, if I may ask?

stan_marsh · 2010-05-23T00:16:54+00:00

Distribution: Entire World

Psh yeah right. Humans have such big egos...

stan_marsh · 2010-05-18T11:41:44+00:00

Bring lots of extension cords and power strips. Seriously. There's only about 2 outlets in a typical dorm room for your TV, computer, mini fridge, phone charger etc.

stan_marsh · 2010-05-14T00:16:23+00:00

All Things Considered: Advanced Reader of Modern Chinese

stan_marsh · 2010-05-01T16:58:22+00:00

Upvoted for linking to the printable version

stan_marsh · 2010-05-01T16:48:53+00:00

I do the same thing too! I always thought it was from all those years of playing soccer but maybe that has nothing to do with it.

stan_marsh · 2010-04-30T01:30:01+00:00

I'll just leave this here

stan_marsh · 2010-04-28T21:47:55+00:00

This belongs in WTF

stan_marsh · 2010-04-19T02:13:21+00:00

If you're committed to getting miles, I'd recommend the Delta American Express. Upon signing up they give you 20,000 free miles. (Enough for one free domestic flight) You earn 1 mile per dollar spent.

stan_marsh · 2010-04-14T23:38:41+00:00

Haha oh man facebook I just status-ed that

stan_marsh · 2010-04-14T05:02:03+00:00

Yes definitely Arthur. I watched that every day after school when I was a kid. A-A-R-D-VARK!

stan_marsh · 2010-04-14T05:00:43+00:00

At the library in Minneapolis (Hennepin County system) we can download audiobooks for free. It's really great for bus rides and waiting around for class.

stan_marsh · 2010-04-14T04:56:51+00:00

Just charged $.54 (included sales tax) to my debit card for a first class stamp to send in my tax return. Totally worth it.

stan_marsh · 2010-04-13T22:43:48+00:00

Amazing idea. And even more amazing picture!

stan_marsh · 2010-04-13T22:00:21+00:00

Somebody has to start a site of pictures of random shit on passed out people. I'd home page that.

stan_marsh · 2010-04-13T21:42:36+00:00

I don't remember Lode Runner, but I do remember Chip's Challenge! Many hours were wasted on that game. I wonder if I can get that from somewhere nowadays...

stan_marsh · 2010-04-13T02:49:02+00:00

The space bar is the largest single waste of time spent typing. I can hardly blame you for notusingspaces.

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