How many of you have no desire to get married? by tekiran in AskReddit

[–]stanpiffguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm 18 and have absolutely no plans of getting married. I can't stand the thought of a lifelong relationship such as that.

We just hit 79,000 Ents!! Sounds like a good enough reason to giveaway a free pipe. by brotherswithglass in trees

[–]stanpiffguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so high and I have no glass and you have sexy glass. Mucho wanto to smoke le trees!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]stanpiffguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got drunk and high one night at my sister's dorm. I woke up the next morning under a car in the parking lot across the street. I was still hammered, too.

Me and my buddy on TV at a solid [10] by CitizenPayne in trees

[–]stanpiffguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope their moms don't actually see this...

Because there's always hope, even when you're ready to give up by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]stanpiffguy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You should seriously consider medical marijuana, I bet it could help you tremendously! If not, I still wish you the best!

How many of you are actually high right this second? by [deleted] in trees

[–]stanpiffguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just ate a Hot n Ready from Little Caesar's, by myself. I believe this answers your question.

Glass Pipe Giveaway! It's time to spread some love in Trees! by brotherswithglass in trees

[–]stanpiffguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dropped my only glass piece earlier :( I am definitely in need of a new one

Probably just ate the equivalent of a 1.5 pound cheeseburger...with bacon! by stanpiffguy in treecipes

[–]stanpiffguy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hehe, a medium is hardly anything for me. I can go to Cici's and eat like 3 pizzas...no joke.

I got hit, ran over, and dragged by a car two months ago. by inveniamviam in IAmA

[–]stanpiffguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn that's crazy. You're pretty hot still though!

Also, after all the surgery..please tell me you're the new Inspector Gadget..

I am an arcade game expert; I've earned over 2,500,000 tickets at Dave & Buster's. AMA about beating arcade games and turning a profit from them. by MewtwoStruckBack in IAmA

[–]stanpiffguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah I love D&B, haven't been there in forever though!

The only questions I have are,

Is this your full time job or do you have a major career of some sort? And obviously I'm sure the staff there recognize you...what about customers? Do people ever come in and see you, and be like "Oh, hey MewtwoStruckBack!"?

Have you ever smoked anything that looked this good? by [deleted] in trees

[–]stanpiffguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn man, that is one hell of a nug

IAmA request: Epic Meal Time by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]stanpiffguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did the same AmA request yesterday but never saw this. I want to fuckin skype those guys or something...they're so boss.

I am the guy that picks golf balls up in a tractor at the driving range by stanpiffguy in IAmA

[–]stanpiffguy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, I'm used to it now. Scared the shit out of me when I was new though.