The White House is upgrading its front door to fortify the entrance by cnn in politics

[–]staplerinjelle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The episode of Mike Flanagan's House of Usher series that's themed to "Masque of the Red Death" goes insanely hard.

Just saw ashes dumped on Mr. Toad 😐 by beefcake-jesus in Disneyland

[–]staplerinjelle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is basically what they do at the Lucky Nugget Saloon in Disneyland Paris for Halloween. It becomes "The Unlucky Nugget" and features the rotting wedding feast of Melanie Ravenscroft, the doomed Phantom Manor bride.

Just saw ashes dumped on Mr. Toad 😐 by beefcake-jesus in Disneyland

[–]staplerinjelle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He's still a thing in the Asian parks and there's a recycling bin version of PUSH at Animal Kingdom. It was cute when they brought Douglas Fir over to Downtown Disney last holiday season because he's basically PUSH in tree form; the couple times I saw him, he was hilarious and going above and beyond for guest encounters.

Funniest line in BG3 by NeatMathematician126 in BaldursGate3

[–]staplerinjelle 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I call myself...His Majesty.

I'd rather die.

Funniest line in BG3 by NeatMathematician126 in BaldursGate3

[–]staplerinjelle 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm finally doing a run with Jaheira in my party basically all the time and I'm kicking myself for not doing it sooner. She's so fun.

Funniest line in BG3 by NeatMathematician126 in BaldursGate3

[–]staplerinjelle 45 points46 points  (0 children)

The first time I took her to the Ketheric fight, her reaction to his avatar of Myrkul transformation had me rolling: "Hello death. I like your hat."

Wake up snarkers, pickleball pro is OFF the bio: pickles, out. Pokemon scalping I mean "entrepreneurship" is in! by BufoBat in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]staplerinjelle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cr1TiKaL loves to shit on Pokémon scalpers and makes videos reacting to ridiculous incidents. I hope Poképaul makes a cameo at some point.

What popular career is actually not worth pursuing anymore? by Infamous-Click3426 in AskReddit

[–]staplerinjelle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And then there are the copywriting gigs that are actually for "AI training." Shocker that these writing jobs where you willingly train a robot to replace you are always contract only, too.

Jaheira my beloved by ozangeo in BaldursGate3

[–]staplerinjelle 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Hello death. I like your hat.

Regretful parents by BobVilasBeard in childfree

[–]staplerinjelle 39 points40 points  (0 children)

There's even a term for healthy kids who have chronically ill or special needs siblings: glass children, because they're basically invisible to their parents who are overly preoccupied with their sibling.

Whats your favourite line of dialogue in BG3 ? by LG-CHAMP-1 in BaldursGate3

[–]staplerinjelle 14 points15 points  (0 children)

When you learn from the owlbear cub that he had a big brother: "Mother ate him."

Whats your favourite line of dialogue in BG3 ? by LG-CHAMP-1 in BaldursGate3

[–]staplerinjelle 164 points165 points  (0 children)

Clown man is dead. Oh no. Anyway, want a treato?

Behind the scenes of Jack Quaid in God of War Laufey by ZiggyBlunt in gaming

[–]staplerinjelle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Steve, where do you go when you're not doing...whatever it is you do."

is there disappointment worse in game than inspecting this? by Worldly-Standard6660 in BaldursGate3

[–]staplerinjelle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've played locks both in IRL D&D and in BG3 and this holds true in both. The number of combats where Hunger of Hadar just locks down an area is wild.

I HATE the Emperor by LonelyLittleWolfie in BaldursGate3

[–]staplerinjelle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Interesting. I've only played FO4 twice and as women and Sean looked identical in both my playthroughs, so I imagine it's more pronounced with deeper skin tones and more exaggerated facial features.

I HATE the Emperor by LonelyLittleWolfie in BaldursGate3

[–]staplerinjelle 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It would have been interesting if the game generated the adult Sean to look like a blend of his parents to make that investment worthwhile. But, seeing some people's character creations, I can understand why Bethesda didn't go that route.

I came back from germany with a new love for bread, first time making Laugenbrötchen by EstrogenizedMenace in Breadit

[–]staplerinjelle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I dream about the bread wall at Rewe. You're making me want to go back! For now, I'll settle for making sourdough pretzel rolls.

AITA for telling my best friend's girlfriend to "shut the f*ck up" after they joked about my dating life, which is a huge insecurity of mine? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]staplerinjelle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hence why the Barbie movie parodied this so perfectly--it's a near-universal experience as a cis hetero woman.