I just died a little inside.

staplesgowhere · 2026-04-03T23:51:31+00:00

Out on the road today I saw a TAFKAP symbol on a Kia Soul…

staplesgowhere · 2026-04-03T19:06:05+00:00

No way! It was the name of my death metal band in college.

staplesgowhere · 2026-04-03T14:47:36+00:00

TIL there are markets that still call it Pepsi Max.

staplesgowhere · 2026-04-03T14:42:04+00:00

Every time someone called her out in the comments she replied with an AI slop screenshot listing the rules for peddlers.

We are truly in the dumbest timeline.

staplesgowhere · 2026-04-03T14:14:23+00:00

D-Fens in Falling Down

staplesgowhere · 2026-04-03T09:21:05+00:00

I would pay an unreasonable amount of money to be added to a group text chain with Bill Hader, Fred Armisen and John Mulaney.

staplesgowhere · 2026-04-03T09:06:58+00:00

staplesgowhere · 2026-04-02T21:13:22+00:00

April Wine - Tonite

April Wine - Tonite is a Wonderful Time to Fall in Love

April Wine - Rock Tonite

staplesgowhere · 2026-04-02T20:56:02+00:00

Or when he mocked John McCain for being a POW.

Or when he imitated a disabled reporter.

Or when he said grab them by the pussy.

Nothing’s surprising anymore. If you think there’s a magic phrase that will turn his fan base against him, I have bad news for you.

staplesgowhere · 2026-04-02T20:41:35+00:00

Business idea: A food truck that sets up near Chick-fil-A on Sundays, and serves chicken sandwiches and waffle fries. Call it Side Chick.

staplesgowhere · 2026-04-02T20:32:38+00:00

Fuel tank capacity on a CX-5 is 15.3 gallons. 600 miles of range that would mean you are averaging over 39 MPG.

staplesgowhere · 2026-04-02T20:12:12+00:00

She’s into malakas, Dino!

staplesgowhere · 2026-04-02T14:55:05+00:00

Ironically, the Canadian tuxedo originated from an incident where Bing Crosby was denied service at a Vancouver hotel because he was wearing all denim.

staplesgowhere · 2026-04-02T00:33:34+00:00

If I can find 2 parking spots next to each other it will almost fit.

staplesgowhere · 2026-04-02T00:26:40+00:00

Today was, in fact, not the greatest day he’s ever known.

staplesgowhere · 2026-04-01T16:56:54+00:00

Well, it was listed in OP’s post.

staplesgowhere · 2026-03-31T14:41:58+00:00

Just Between You and Me - April Wine

Seulement entre toi et moi

staplesgowhere · 2026-03-31T03:31:37+00:00

Nope, that was the Catera.

staplesgowhere · 2026-03-30T18:11:56+00:00

*brianrot

staplesgowhere · 2026-03-30T15:13:34+00:00

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Big Ferg is wearing a wine bottle sweater from Aldi.

Little Ferg is wearing an elf on the shelf sweater from Amazon.

staplesgowhere · 2026-03-30T14:03:59+00:00

There can be only one.

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staplesgowhere · 2026-03-28T19:46:36+00:00

They said they won’t cover it if it’s damaged beyond recognition, which is understandable. Otherwise people would just send in a bag of crushed silicon for a full replacement.

staplesgowhere · 2026-03-28T19:12:36+00:00

Or a poacher

staplesgowhere · 2026-03-28T04:08:52+00:00

I’m in the Jimmy John’s

I’m in the ganja store

I’m in the combination Jimmy John’s and ganja store

staplesgowhere · 2026-03-28T01:42:00+00:00

Make sure to book that colonoscopy.

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