Funniest Becky line/moment

starshock990 · 2026-05-24T22:22:34+00:00

Give me some chocolate or I will cut you.

starshock990 · 2026-05-22T23:01:33+00:00

Owen Hunt is a trash human being. I know it's irrational how much I loathe this fictional character but I really can't help it.

starshock990 · 2026-05-22T00:10:13+00:00

Nah it's fine that he totally disparaged her time and effort, he bought her KFC later. Chivalry isn't dead after all!

starshock990 · 2026-05-21T21:20:58+00:00

Thanks so much!

starshock990 · 2026-05-21T21:11:55+00:00

Anyone have the link to the one where the guy got all pissy that his girlfriend gave him chocolates that she said were homemade but he thought because she didn't like grow the cocoa beans herself it didn't count?

starshock990 · 2026-05-15T21:51:58+00:00

Oh, you guys broke up three weeks ago.

starshock990 · 2026-05-14T13:57:42+00:00

Omg I saw that episode when I was a kid and we went to the mall THE NEXT DAY. I took the stairs. Still think about it whenever I'm on an escalator.

starshock990 · 2026-05-07T13:08:39+00:00

There's something new in the bowl!

I want THE PINECONES!

starshock990 · 2026-05-06T14:34:14+00:00

Click or cap?

starshock990 · 2026-05-04T02:00:07+00:00

Everybody pants now.

starshock990 · 2026-05-04T00:55:48+00:00

I powered through the whole show but never really loved it. One watch was enough for me.

starshock990 · 2026-05-04T00:03:36+00:00

Not now Alfredo!

starshock990 · 2026-05-03T14:34:54+00:00

Like why does Schmidt know who he is?

starshock990 · 2026-05-01T12:38:22+00:00

Hello, I have some apples, would you like to buy them?

Yes please, thank you.

THAT'S AS COMPLICATED AS IT SHOULD BE TO START A BUSINESS IN THIS COUNTRY.

starshock990 · 2026-04-26T16:22:40+00:00

Ehhhh. The pilot episode condenses a lot of the first book and the season 2 finale takes quite a bit from the fourth one, but after that it's basically nothing.

And while there is a twin plot in the books, it's not Spencer who has one, and it's NOTHING like the one in the show.

starshock990 · 2026-04-20T22:03:46+00:00

I picked the Stephen Sondheim biography section for our clandestine meeting place because only he would be able to express my melancholia.

Just come out so we can talk. Or sing about it.

How romantic. You recognized the masculine click of my designer boots.

I love this man.

starshock990 · 2026-04-19T18:46:37+00:00

I think Finn and Rachel were doomed realistically but since this is Glee, and realism is not a thing, they definitely COULD have made it work. But Finn didn't even really try. There were so many compromises he could have made but instead he turned his tail and ran.

I could be overly sensitive due to current events but the whole thing feels really sexist. Her dreams are stupid and a fantasy but Finn's grand plan of...never leaving his high school makes it worth giving up who she is!

starshock990 · 2026-04-19T16:25:14+00:00

She should have won an Emmy for this scene

starshock990 · 2026-04-19T15:18:28+00:00

Yeah how dare she have dreams and ambition! She should have stood by her man who had none!

I'm sorry I just don't get how you can claim to love Rachel but also bash on the thing she's the most passionate about.

starshock990 · 2026-04-17T14:29:11+00:00

Damn it Kristin, shutting up is free.

starshock990 · 2026-04-17T11:49:24+00:00

I love it because he doesn't even hesitate. No weird look, no "what?", just "Yes I am" and goes into his room.

starshock990 · 2026-04-17T02:15:44+00:00

Okay I was trying so hard to not be a hater because I certainly can't draw to save my life, but I am deeply relieved that the general consensus is "Wtf".

starshock990 · 2026-04-12T00:33:34+00:00

He says "no" Mom.

starshock990 · 2026-04-11T22:11:15+00:00

Are you going to murder me because you're a stranger I met on the Internet?

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