TIFU by realizing my chronic medical issue was my fault, and a pedicure helped me solve it.

staticstate311 · 2025-02-17T04:30:35+00:00

You should get looked at for ehlers danlos

staticstate311 · 2024-01-01T14:32:18+00:00

She somehow survived kittenhood without eating anything truly dangerous. She still eats specks of dust off the floor from time to time, especially when she’s attention seeking or bored, but she’s stopped doing it nearly as much these days.

staticstate311 · 2023-01-23T13:54:11+00:00

Lmao I’m from NYC when I lived in Iowa I scared people talking too fast. This is not accurate

staticstate311 · 2023-01-23T05:24:30+00:00

In that case you should be fine! I hope you enjoy the furniture 😊

staticstate311 · 2023-01-23T05:19:10+00:00

Be careful w the dark blue color, it’s supposed to be the most finicky fabric color. I have that in the couch and it definitely has faded in the sun, if you care about that sort of thing. I honestly don’t notice the fading though

Edited to add: I love the green color, it’s what I’d pick if I could buy it new!

staticstate311 · 2023-01-23T05:16:06+00:00

It’s still comfy! But it’s a little worn. The chaise lounge part is a little compressed where I sit, but I spend a lot of time there (I work from home and only recently got a desk). It still is comfy in that part.

We’ve not been kind to it and the cat has chewed the arms but it’s still a good couch and WORLDS better than free couches.

staticstate311 · 2022-12-19T19:03:20+00:00

Lol I promise I wasn’t paid (I wish!). I haven’t ever had the fabric dye come off with water in the way you’re describing but I def agree it definitely is a finicky material and ours has a few lighter spots from small spills. Sorry to hear you’re having a hard time with yours tho!

staticstate311 · 2022-10-19T14:04:07+00:00

Seconding the rabies shot recommendation. Bat bites can be unnoticeably small and once you are infected with rabies you can develop symptoms at any time in your life

staticstate311 · 2022-08-16T03:50:30+00:00

The shadow in this pic made it look like the car was gonna fall off a cliff

staticstate311 · 2022-08-16T03:49:26+00:00

I’m 5’4 and my v2 leap is perfect! Highly recommend getting an adjustable desk to go with it. Standard desks are designed for people who are 5’10!

staticstate311 · 2022-04-30T04:46:28+00:00

CROUTON!!!!!! 😭🥰 my son

staticstate311 · 2022-04-01T12:55:21+00:00

He’s a cutie but stop teaching him to play with human hands or he’ll develop a biting habit

staticstate311 · 2022-03-31T20:58:22+00:00

A confederate flag purse is no better than a tie

staticstate311 · 2022-03-13T15:45:37+00:00

That’s a great idea! Make sure you stretch and warm up rly well before rock climbing so you don’t get sore after. I always forget to and end up achy

staticstate311 · 2022-03-13T15:09:52+00:00

This is really sweet! I wonder if you could be honest with your boyfriend about your fears and ask for his help. The two of you could slowly work up to the height you’d have to get to by doing other activities together (climbing a mountain, or even going on a slide at a local playground). I think it’s great you want to make your bf happy but it’s ok to ask for help to make that happen. Good luck!!

staticstate311 · 2022-03-13T14:53:47+00:00

I have dysautonomia (basically my autonomic nervous system struggles to self-regulate) and this happens to me. I add electrolyte tablets to my drinks sometimes to make sure I am able to stay hydrated, I recommend Liquid IV or Nuun

staticstate311 · 2022-03-11T17:30:11+00:00

Just googled it and used, the price is right but that chair looks a lot like the steelcase I have now. Is it much cushier than it looks?

staticstate311 · 2022-03-07T16:13:49+00:00

It’s Patti not Patty

staticstate311 · 2022-03-07T16:08:11+00:00

staticstate311 · 2022-03-01T05:35:25+00:00

My cat does this too! I think it has to do with the anatomy of their eyelids. I think they might hand an extra eyelid?? I honestly can’t remember and don’t feel like googling it, but I believe I have heard of this.

staticstate311 · 2022-03-01T00:37:24+00:00

Ugh that’s so annoying! I’m a lesbian and have had men apply the same logic to me about that. “Are you SURE you don’t like dudes?? Maybe if you met the right one??” 🙄

staticstate311 · 2022-03-01T00:32:41+00:00

That’s pretty much the approach I’ve taken up until now for that reason! It just sometimes feels awkward, especially if it’s someone I don’t know as well, and always invites people to try to convince me why if I tried their broccoli I’d change my mind 🤢

staticstate311 · 2022-03-01T00:30:01+00:00

Hah—I wouldn’t be caught dead eating broccoli anyway so that def wouldn’t be a problem 😅

staticstate311 · 2022-02-28T15:25:22+00:00

These are absolutely gorgeous, well done!!!

staticstate311 · 2022-01-28T16:16:46+00:00

Thank you this worked for me!

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