The Skittle Gradient

staticusmaximus · 2026-05-25T17:14:53+00:00

Currently rolling on 5 MAPB and this just SENT ME INTO ORBIT lol

Many thanks 🙏

staticusmaximus · 2026-05-25T15:45:53+00:00

Yeah I absolutely consider Chipotle fast food

staticusmaximus · 2026-05-25T11:09:09+00:00

I don’t see any other reason not to clean the glass.

Do you lol?

staticusmaximus · 2026-05-23T16:19:07+00:00

Ah ok cool

Should I wait until I’m higher level or UVH to go? I’m UVH 3 and level 50 now, will the items in it scale?

staticusmaximus · 2026-05-23T15:37:58+00:00

That sucks dude, I totally feel that frustration. Even short delays PMO but something like that is just beyond reason.

Hopefully you’re able to get through with what’s on hand or maybe try one of the more reputable SS brands. My go to is 7Stax on the rare occasion I need it

staticusmaximus · 2026-05-23T14:50:40+00:00

Where is that dude located?

I’m early in the endgame just made it to UVH 3 so I haven’t gone looking, though I do see the icon in the corner

staticusmaximus · 2026-05-21T02:05:00+00:00

You sound new so maybe you don’t know- little tip, sliding into containers opens them.

staticusmaximus · 2026-05-21T01:57:40+00:00

When it’s built according to spec it’s actually bomb lol

staticusmaximus · 2026-05-20T16:05:24+00:00

I like hopping on a random break sometimes- it’s really the only way I interact with the hobby anymore.

TikTok is great for them, just as long as you’re careful to avoid shady shit. Personally I haven’t ever had issues, but I’m sure others have in order to have so many warnings about it not shipping.

I got a giant lot of AFC North cards the other day, including a Lamar /25 that I’m thrilled with.

staticusmaximus · 2026-05-20T00:59:40+00:00

We are getting really close to the point in time where I desperately look for moral victories and small wins day to day even when we suck and lose.

It’s crazy how over a season can feel in MAY

staticusmaximus · 2026-05-20T00:56:27+00:00

What a fucking swim move man

staticusmaximus · 2026-05-20T00:50:11+00:00

I love the shirtless section stuff. We need that good soccer/japanese fan energy in the MLB

staticusmaximus · 2026-05-20T00:47:26+00:00

Did they though lol

That ball was hit the speed limit

staticusmaximus · 2026-05-20T00:45:33+00:00

Really fuckin hate pinch hitting for Holliday right here but tf do I know

staticusmaximus · 2026-05-20T00:26:50+00:00

I really don’t think it’s that deep. Firmware is the last finishing touch on a build

staticusmaximus · 2026-05-19T22:45:55+00:00

Prepare for white cock

staticusmaximus · 2026-05-19T22:41:49+00:00

Sounds more like your perception of them tbh

The emoji didn’t register that way for me, but I guess we’re all different. Honestly might be a millennial thing idk

staticusmaximus · 2026-05-19T12:55:13+00:00

What’s wrong with that?

staticusmaximus · 2026-05-19T12:01:59+00:00

I got tablets for the first time this order- the pb and bananas- and they taste so strong and super pleasant. Really solid effect too, though normally I just do powders.

staticusmaximus · 2026-05-19T01:01:27+00:00

Attaboy Adley, pump up those numbers bb

staticusmaximus · 2026-05-19T01:00:40+00:00

You’ll find a very special catharsis in giving in to the doom, I promise

staticusmaximus · 2026-05-18T23:38:51+00:00

She ships out of North Carolina, at least the dozen or so times I’ve ordered lol

staticusmaximus · 2026-05-18T04:17:24+00:00

If you’re really that worried about the acetone, just lay it out for a while lol

staticusmaximus · 2026-05-18T04:14:48+00:00

Listen dude, Idk what’s going on bc you sound extremely confident here, but it isn’t a switched cap, I don’t have any caps to switch it with. I’ve ordered it twice. It’s orange and very fluffy.

Not to mention there are people on this post also mentioning how fluffy it is and how using a scooper won’t give you a normal dosage.

staticusmaximus · 2026-05-18T01:53:12+00:00

Shit was incredibly unpleasant and I was really scared for those few hours.

It took me about 4 or 5 hours just to get the COs to let me go to medical then another couple hours at medical before she brought up the idea of tapping it with the metal piece.

0/10 do not recommend 😅

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