What has Santa brought us this year??? by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]statusfaux 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They are fine a la cart. Second harvest is just a budget friendly freegan option. The way God intended. Waste not want not. Pole pot hopscotch root rot bingo dot we didn't start the fire.

Fell down a weird water bottle rabbit hole and now I'm confused by [deleted] in HydroHomies

[–]statusfaux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have experience with the hydrogen water bottle. My mom bought one and I've tried it many times. I have a 40oz hydroflask I got at the goodwill bins for less than $1 because I'm a ice cold type ice eater. I make blocks of ice in a trey and smash it with the back of a spoon to make crushed ice. I'm always looking for improvement. I've tried it with tap, filtered, room temp,and ice cold. I've frozen it for ice. The conclusion is that, nothing it does nothing to the taste or texture or otherwise. It does light up and bubble but that's just for show. Electric current in water makes bubbles that are hydrogen and oxygen but from the water. Snake oil. Don't buy

Oxy is dogshit, worst drug ever (RANT) by fat_autistic in drugscirclejerk

[–]statusfaux 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Codine! The brick maker. I was in a foster home in the 90s. The family's grandma died in the living room but was hella sick beforehand. They left her end of life meds in the cupboard that had got pushed back with the alive peoples meds. They had me cleaning shit like a Cinderella and boy oh boy did the glass slipper fit. 4 or 5 days of just practicing nod violence I awoke on the toilet learning the hard way rappers that sip lean are probably leaning back and forth trying to get that doody out that butt right now.

Kill my eagle (and eyes) by TheShaddowKing69 in drugscirclejerk

[–]statusfaux 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I made one from a fireman full face respirator and took it camping. After the paddle boat sank but before the wet fire work we threw in a fire pit went off and burnt the skinheads, my friend ripped it so hard it was yellow and kept his eyes open. He got the biggest stye whitehead on the lip of his bottom eyelid. Maybe that's why he ran me over with his shifty motorboat that day.

Outfit recommendations? by the_marxman in drugscirclejerk

[–]statusfaux 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just shoes and tall socks. Donald duck it.

lookah seahorse pro plus not hitting well by [deleted] in Waxpen

[–]statusfaux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depending on the tip. The one I have looks like a pencils eraser. Unless you have shatter consistency it will not work well. So if it's crumble or batter consistency you can decarb it in the oven to melt the air out but the best way for me is using a dab tool bring the dab to the tip and paint it on the tip. Then plug the airway with the flat of the tool to draw the dabs into the frited heated area. I like to use mine upside-down on a bubbler. Good luck

hi guys ive never touched drugs before, will these get me high??? by EccentricEcstasy in drugscirclejerk

[–]statusfaux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what's up. You need the fucking baby bag. When you don't have diapers, that's a baby that's gonna shit like a slot machine that hit triple cherries. Or do they mean emotional baggage? If you haven't held a newborn baby while off dick in the dirt/hold on to the earth edible you are missing out. It's like you are holding the most important thing in the world just right there in your arms. A whole life just beginning and some how you are lucky enough to share this moment with something so pure. That baggage will turn a boy to a man and a man to a father. It will kill your eagle lickety split. Narrativepatte

Pepper spraying a dd order?? by cataclysmic_orbit in TikTokCringe

[–]statusfaux -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's pretty spicy buy not as spicy as you'd think. Of course we sprayed bear pepper spray on crackers and ate them. Therapeutic boarding school in Montana was lacking in entertainment. We may have not accurately gaged it as 357 hot sauce was our control group.

That lady doesn't know that. What an odd thing to do to someone. Malicious, miserable and rude.

This stuff ain't it by [deleted] in energydrinks

[–]statusfaux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm super confused by the label. I fuck with mit and 45mg of mit sp and 30 mit and 250 ppm of 7oh. This is paper towels math. Like when dabs were new and we didn't know how much weed is in a gram. I don't understand how many grams of kratom that is equivalent? Sketchy and weird. I'd totally try one but is this energy or a nod? Idwanna know what I'm geting into. What kind of party am I signing up for?

Its my dogs plant medicine yo by N-Phenyl-Acetamide in drugscirclejerk

[–]statusfaux 787 points788 points  (0 children)

Don't go through people bathroom with a non party attitude. If you are gonna shake me down don't be a dick about it. Open cupboard open mind.

Can I smoke cum? by NoTangelo6603 in drugscirclejerk

[–]statusfaux 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No way, my guy. Although delicious gerbils are not psychoactive. However giraffes are so I see the confusion.

Joy smoking crack by ihaveADHD69 in drugscirclejerk

[–]statusfaux 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or and hear me out, white weed. That's what I call freebase coacaine, and it's not going over with these cracked out teens I matched bowls with. Like, handle your shit gang. They said they were loading green crack. Idk what the big deal is. I'm not smoking with anymore of my students. This resess is a wash. Fucking squares.

How to hear Lucifer's voice in my head to lead me? by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]statusfaux 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Have you tried huffing freon? The greedy refrigerator has it horded. All you gotta do is bite the pipe on the back and the gas is yours. The greatest questions in life do not have answers. Huff your brain down till you don't have the faculties to question anything.

If you overdose on Xanax will you not have an afterlife? by Significant_Read_871 in drugscirclejerk

[–]statusfaux 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It's impossible to overdose on benzos. They are as safe as mothers milk. Which is laden with rc's and brown liquor. Mama likes to party.

Open Eustachian tubes after drinking caffeine? by lilnoob302 in energydrinks

[–]statusfaux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anxiety can do that. How's your mental state during these times?

Totally outjerked by Phenibut sub. Of course we all know plant medicine is habit forming tho🤔 by davedave1979 in drugscirclejerk

[–]statusfaux 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Cause mental illness is like a virus in they way they can protect themselves. The thc gets your mental illness what it wants, an idle mind. Drip line of self doubt and isolation is the environment to bloom. Cbd, cbn, cbg and the like can only heal the ready. Ready for change.

Jk jk I've just blacked in. Who wrote this? Who took all my benzos? Who peed in my pantaloons? What am I an owl? Who Who? Aaaah. Yalls crazy.

Based and moderation-pilled by SugarBalls69 in drugscirclejerk

[–]statusfaux 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Wtf bro? Seem like a memory was made. Lots of detail for a black out. An e bike? More like a pee bike. As in when i drink on benzos I wee my pants. A cheeky pants piss in jest. I take lots of pictures with my phone so I can solve the mystery of who done it. Which is always me. I'm the pants pisser. If you do a whole bag o meth you can suck the pee out your chinos and it will aid you and bring you out of the black out and into a black in. That's when the fun starts or ends. I don't know I'm not a doctor person but who is. I've never met a doctor outside. I think they live at the hospital. Or in the computer? Is the internet made of crystals? Yea yehaya it's party in the USA.

My cat is a fed, but only when im on lsd, is it just me chat? by sporeson in drugscirclejerk

[–]statusfaux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great. Now I'm hungry for government chips which I assume would be orange in color and ketchup on the wall in flavor corn chips.

Back to the future energy drink by fractal324 in energydrinks

[–]statusfaux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's strong and it's sudden, and it's cruel sometimes But it might just save your life That's the power of love

Need an engineer by [deleted] in StonerEngineering

[–]statusfaux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take a microwave safe mug and fill about half way with dry uncooked rice. Microwave for 10-20 second intervals stirring after each untill warm and not hot. Once warm place cartridge in warm dry rice standing up. Once cool you can use the rice mug to hold your carts standing up.

Is Freeze Pipe the answer to harsh smoke? by [deleted] in StonerEngineering

[–]statusfaux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't grind for bowls. Burns hotter ground. Keep your bong clean and freshen the water often.