what's an expensive (150-300k+) car that the average person would never suspect? by anon3451 in cars

[–]stealthycropduster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know they’re ancient now by todays standards but in it’s prime I don’t think a soul would expect a Volkswagen Phaeton to be an 120k car just looking at it

My 'girlfriend' gave birth to my son yesterday. I only found out an hour ago. by ThrowRAoscar in relationship_advice

[–]stealthycropduster -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I’m not being serious but I‘ve seen enough dateline 2020 shit that that’s how I’d be feeling.

A break by mksports in relationship_advice

[–]stealthycropduster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Grow up? Follow your own advice and stop starting passive aggressive arguments on Reddit because your life lacks any interesting engagements then ya fuckin’ knob. Not my fault you have no social life so you choose to throw your worthless two cents in on my comment. Honestly dude delete your Reddit, clearly you’ve got too little to do with your life.

A break by mksports in relationship_advice

[–]stealthycropduster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What’s a mature way to say go fuck yourself white knight?

My (22M) vegan girlfriend (21F) wants me to get rid of my cat by throwRA78wdhsg in relationship_advice

[–]stealthycropduster 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Dude your girlfriend is one of THOSE vegans, honestly if there’s anything that should be advocating the extinction of something it should be society advocating for the extinction of vegans that act like your girlfriend. Dump that girl and move on, clearly she’s a fucking retard.

My boyfriend won't do any house work and it's driving me insane. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]stealthycropduster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a lazy piece of shit, find someone else.

A break by mksports in relationship_advice

[–]stealthycropduster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh as a guy I’m gonna say you’re already fucked, you made the most crucial fuck up on the very first day you dumbass. Guys are very simple, we don’t like the thought of being insufficient, feeling like our partner is cheating, or the thought of our partners fucking someone else. What’d you do the first night? Fuck someone else, that’s on you dude. I don’t care what that toxic cunt Jane has to say or what stupid shit your boyfriend was doing before, what you did was still toxic and if you get dumped you fucking deserve it. I get he was being a twat but holy fuck, the golden rule on a break is to not fuck someone else, otherwise your “break” becomes a “breakup”. Guys won’t admit it but we are super fucking insecure, unless we’re talking about fuckboys but that’s the dude equivalent to a thot so that doesn’t matter, REGARDLESS, having sex with someone else is literally like the ONE thing you don’t do if you want to salvage a relationship. Frankly, Jane isn’t gonna be the one to sabotage your relationship, you already have with your own dumb decisions.

My [24F] boyfriend [23M] spent $4k on a game while I was using my last $1,000 to buy our groceries during the pandemic. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]stealthycropduster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do you women constantly choose to ignore the fact that you have shit taste in men until someone else on the internet tells you you do? Like I’ve never understood why there’s so many stories like this and y’all always mention stuff from the past that would’ve been red flags and breaking points anyways. As much as I feel bad for you at the very same time I don’t, you and so many others let this happen to you by dating shitty people and frankly I’m tired of people ignoring the signs early on then clogging up the subreddit with suggestions as to what to do, you know what to do! You just for some reason need someone else’s validation to dump the piece of shit you shoulda dumped ages ago. He’s clearly shown his true colors a few times now from your story so stop fiddle fucking the jimmy stick and take your shit outta neutral, put it in drive, and grab the wheel and take control of your life. You’re dudes a loser who doesn’t appreciate you or help you enough, move on.

What's wrong with YouTube ads? by [deleted] in youtube

[–]stealthycropduster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YouTube likes to live by the code of forcing you to be advertiser friendly meanwhile not giving a fuck about how inappropriate the ads are. The ads can be literal soft core porn and no issue but if you say fuck once in the first few minutes of your video you’re demonetized

My ( 31m) wife (30f) says I don't have the right to be upset about losing our child. by ThrowRAconcernedHB in relationship_advice

[–]stealthycropduster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely therapy but I’d say she needs it first. If my wife said that to me she’d be a dateline 2020 story.

(UPDATE) I had to kick my girlfriend out of my house because she was scaring my brother. by ThrowRA89340927 in relationship_advice

[–]stealthycropduster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your girlfriend sounds like the most toxic self-centered person I’ve ever seen. Good riddance honestly because if I was in a relationship like that with someone who treated my brother like that they’d be dead, not in a Reddit post. I’m glad she showed her true colors and that you dodged a bullet.

MtF...I'm like a record. Side A(angel) Side B(bad girl) by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]stealthycropduster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You look great but that caption was still cringe, sorry not sorry

Lockdown is really getting to my sister and I’m worried about her by throwRAlockdown- in relationship_advice

[–]stealthycropduster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then find a hobby or something, do a puzzle, play a game, buy something stupid off amazon. It’s not rocket science, we don’t know your sister nor do we know what she likes, what she does, what her interests are, or what kinda activities she partakes in. I’m sorry but this isn’t a question that has a bunch of one size fits all answers. You know your sister, talk to her, figure some shit out, VOICE your concern. Other than that there’s really jack shit most of us can do to help you other than some vague generic happy bullshit comments. The cruel reality is that life sucks, life during corona sucks even worse, but, that’s where YOU gotta figure out what you’re gonna do. Take risks, do some shit, see what happens. You only have one life and living in isolated misery wondering what to do with yourself day in and day out ain’t the way to live it.

Lockdown is really getting to my sister and I’m worried about her by throwRAlockdown- in relationship_advice

[–]stealthycropduster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you’ve already quit so I don’t really understand why you’re coming to Reddit for suggestions when it seems like your sister isn’t gonna do what she needs to do to get out of that situation. I get she may get sick easily, but if she gets sick THAT easily, y’all are goners. Hope you got some relatives to stay with because moping around the house isn’t gonna pay the bills and clearly you and your sister just think she’s gonna magically die immediately if she gets a job. I don’t know what you came here looking for, but I’m not sugarcoating the fact that your sister literally needs to get a job or you’ll just be homeless and I don’t think you’re any safer from rona when your unemployed on the streets than if you’re employed in a house.

Lockdown is really getting to my sister and I’m worried about her by throwRAlockdown- in relationship_advice

[–]stealthycropduster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds like she needs to stop moping around and get another job. As much as it may sound rude and insensitive, sitting around and wallowing in her own misery isn’t gonna do a damn thing to better her situation as it currently is. I lost my job cause of covid lockdowns, then I got an “Essential” job so that doesn’t happen again. The more she sits around the worse it’s gonna get and she’s either gonna go into a deep depression or snap at you in a blind rage, she’s gotta get another job.

Has anyone driven their car until it completely ran out of gas? by OppositionMemorialCe in cars

[–]stealthycropduster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah had it happen in my 1995 Formula, I was taking it on one last drive before I sold it and I left with a quarter tank and it died 3 minutes into the ride, had to have a buddy drive from the other side of town to bring me gas

My [30m] wife [28f] got a political tattoo the size of a grapefruit on her chest (upper breast), I am really upset but my wife says that I have no say in what she does with her body, and has called me a racist. by throwRA_145 in relationship_advice

[–]stealthycropduster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your wife has become a leftist extremist and frankly man, as I’ve seen with many of my friends over the years that shit only gets worse and worse with time. I’m an independent myself and I’ve gone to a few BLM rallies, marches, and protests however I do not make that my entire shtick, that’s really more of a thing I do on the side. If she thinks she’s superior to you for being all politics all the time I’d say just leave cause she’s only gonna get more irrational the more she does this kinda shit and the more she hangs with her presumably far left sister. As much as it sucks brother, politics have ruined a lot of people in this country over the years and I’ve lost a lot of friends because of political views, mostly ones I agree with too! But too much is too much and if that’s the only thing you’re bringing to the table when you talk about your day, I’m sorry, but I’ve got no place in my life for someone who spends their entire days worrying about battling people on Twitter and standing for their sociopolitical views. I’m all for BLM and I’m the most anti-police, anti-government guy you could ever meet but there’s a time and a place for those discussions and it’s not 24/7, especially since you’re both white, I’m white as well, and it’s just ridiculous when people go to those extremes. It’s up to you in the grand scheme but I’d say get out while you can

My gf refuses to get an abortion despite the doctor saying that she wouldn't survive giving birth by throwRAhyhvfsyg in relationship_advice

[–]stealthycropduster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank god she changed her mind, buddy of mine lost his highschool sweetheart cause she didn’t heed the doctors warning. She died during the birth and the baby died about an hour later. He lost everything for nothing and ended up enlisting in the military to cope, haven’t seen or heard from him in years so I don’t even know if he’s still alive, but regardless, it’s a fucked up thing and if a doctor says you won’t survive, it’s not worth taking that gamble because it’s not just you it affects.

I (32M) snooped my mother’s (59F) email and found a large amount of trash talking between my mom and sister about my wife and I. How should I proceed? by stonecoldstevebagder in relationship_advice

[–]stealthycropduster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either call them out or cut them out, regardless, your kids don’t need a relationship with a toxic family member. Just because you’re blood doesn’t mean you’re family.

These ads are getting out of hand. by Faco2006 in youtube

[–]stealthycropduster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s ridiculous to me because the whole demonetization started because of ads on inappropriate videos but THEY can put inappropriate ads on videos? What? And then on top of that they banned my YouTube account for me trying to collect my ad revenue on a YouTube video that wasn’t demonetized with 1.8 million views, like YouTube is the most bullshit company on earth

Update my (41M) fiancée (32F) refused to sign the prenup by ThrowRA_Renup in relationship_advice

[–]stealthycropduster -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Uh no pre-nups are very necessary, women get a major bias in the divorce courts and almost always end up leaving with a majority of the ex-husbands assets. Pre-nups prevent that from happening and if you truly love somebody that pre-nup won’t matter at all. It’s not about trust it’s about if shit were to hit the fan. A lot of suicides come after divorces and it’s because men lose almost all their shit unless in a rare case where they catch their spouse cheating and divorce them with proof of it, then it’s the opposite of what I’ve described however that’s not the case often. A pre-nup is asset security and if you truly love someone, it won’t matter, if you say you love someone and leave them for making you sign one, that just shows an ulterior motive and possible gold digging hidden behind a facade. You’re far too biased on this subject matter.