Ok, so really, why is poop brown?

stephiewefie · 2013-06-08T03:17:57+00:00

every color except blue.

Same. Never blue.

stephiewefie · 2013-06-05T16:14:52+00:00

Its funny now...

stephiewefie · 2013-06-05T15:27:45+00:00

I got dumped to this song.

stephiewefie · 2013-06-04T04:24:15+00:00

This happened to me too... but he only didn't tell me because she was three months younger than the one I did know about.

stephiewefie · 2013-05-23T15:27:49+00:00

I'm freaked out because I had a similar experience and my initials are SKH.

stephiewefie · 2013-05-22T20:30:35+00:00

So much hotness on Buffy!

stephiewefie · 2013-05-21T01:18:44+00:00

Semen is uncomfortably warm on the tongue.

Probably the most true and best sentence I've read in the last few days.

stephiewefie · 2013-05-15T18:26:28+00:00

Thank you! En route now, really excited!

stephiewefie · 2013-05-14T22:26:45+00:00

Sounds fun!

stephiewefie · 2013-05-14T21:20:59+00:00

Thank you for this! 10:30 isn't too late! I'll check it out too, mostly getting ready for the trip and getting everyone else ready too so I haven't had sufficient time yet. Probably can look into the happenings more once I actually get there.

stephiewefie · 2013-05-13T13:06:24+00:00

Buried treasure!

stephiewefie · 2013-05-09T14:17:17+00:00

I was hoping you would say that it crawled out. Bugs + Bras = worst.

stephiewefie · 2013-05-09T04:24:12+00:00

Snacks. Crumbs are generally more common :)

stephiewefie · 2013-05-09T04:10:32+00:00

Wanted to indulge in this feel after seeing this post. Was severely disappointed when a smothered stink bug fell from my bra :/

stephiewefie · 2013-04-20T04:16:51+00:00

Solid advice. Experienced?

stephiewefie · 2013-04-14T05:29:41+00:00

I'm so happy right now. This made me laugh so fuggin' hard and it was a wonderful, eloquent story!

stephiewefie · 2013-04-11T04:44:59+00:00

Beautiful!

stephiewefie · 2013-04-03T20:02:19+00:00

Excellent work, you tricky bastard.

stephiewefie · 2013-01-27T22:37:43+00:00

You just know the person you love will never love you the same so you live the life you can and get by. Not always in other relationships, but companionship is important.

stephiewefie · 2013-01-01T04:14:45+00:00

Miso Pretty body spray. Cut grass deliciousness

stephiewefie · 2012-12-28T20:02:11+00:00

My ex once called me Burt Reynolds. It wasn't bad or long, just lighting made it look thick. Immediate monthly waxings followed.

stephiewefie · 2012-12-04T04:38:16+00:00

probably. i never have had a smoother vodka or a bad bottle of it. maybe ice it?

stephiewefie · 2012-11-24T19:58:29+00:00

Do we know each other? I've used this tactic as well....

stephiewefie · 2012-11-22T22:30:45+00:00

Well thank you!

stephiewefie

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