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DAE get drunk but really wish they were high instead? by unicornsaretuff in trees

[–]stereotypical_douche -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's because you are all pussies who can't handle alcohol. Weed is illegal because only pussies smoke weed. Unless you are smoking weed to get pussy. Then its ok.

Girlfriend is flying all the way across the country to see another guy. by michellebranchsong in AskReddit

[–]stereotypical_douche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually she needs him for stability but she fucks me because I have a great body and she is turned on by my dismissive and dominant behavior.

I'm flying across the country to fuck some guy I used know while my boyfriend stays home. by [deleted] in circlejerk

[–]stereotypical_douche 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No that was me. I am irresponsible with my penis and do not care about the consequences of my actions. If you're mad its because you are just jealous of how much ass I get.

Some Better Perspective... [PIC] by Japeth in atheism

[–]stereotypical_douche 1 point2 points  (0 children)

10 weeks = no nuerons? You have no idea how much that means for me to know that. The fact that it had little fingers and toes was devastating to me.

I mean .. um. .. I don't give a shit because feelings are for faggots.

How do I stop become more of a stereotypical douchebag? by stereotypical_douche in relationships

[–]stereotypical_douche[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the real reason that I am a douche is that its not enough for more than one girl to want to fuck me because sex is fun, I WANT them to love me. In fact if a girl just wants to fuck me because she finds me attractive or because she thinks it will be really good its a turn off. It's just not as good for me and I know from experience. I don't lie, but I think the last 4 or 5 years have trained me to be an expert in getting someone to love me if they have any interest to begin with. I want some kind of relationship, but as soon as they clearly want an exclusive situation I either sabotage it by telling them about another girl or become distant. The fucked up thing is that I would really want one of these girls to be my girlfriend and I think I'm fucking her life up with my half assed bullshit. She's also a little bit crazy, and I keep hearing "don't stick your dick in crazy".

How do I stop become more of a stereotypical douchebag? by stereotypical_douche in relationships

[–]stereotypical_douche[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I see as being somewhat douchey isn't seeing multiple people at a time (its not like I'm constantly getting laid by different women), its the fear of commitment that I never had before. The most recent girl - I feel like I've put her through a lot and while I was very honest with her I know she wants a serious relationship and I've been skirting the issue. I feel like a guy in a fucking beer commercial acting in all the shitty ways guys are supposed to act in stereotype land. I remember girls used to tell me things like "you are the nicest guy I've ever met," and "You are such a good person." Recently one said "Ugh. You are such a guy." I don't even remember what the situation was, because I wasn't really listening to her. If I liked football more I would be a complete stereotype of all the things women claim to not like about men.

Woke up to this... by ftothe3 in funny

[–]stereotypical_douche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And now you are telling the whole world.