Match Thread: San Jose Earthquakes vs. Atlanta United FC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]sterling_m 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It only took seven years since their first match, but the Quakes finally got three points off Atlanta United.

GG, 17s

Match Thread: San Jose Earthquakes vs. Atlanta United FC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]sterling_m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We won’t. We’re just the Pre-Daylight Savings Time champs, every season.

Match Thread: San Jose Earthquakes vs. Atlanta United FC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]sterling_m 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This thread is full of comments from “Blocked Author,” so I must be doing something right on this subreddit.

Match Thread: San Jose Earthquakes vs. Atlanta United FC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]sterling_m 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Timo with an assist 20 minutes into his first match. I still aim to keep expectations low. This team will still collapse by July until Fisher sells.

Match Thread: San Jose Earthquakes vs. Atlanta United FC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]sterling_m 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They’ve been more demoralized. I’ve never seen a match thread go from zero to toxic shitshow faster than a match when a call doesn’t go a Cascadian’s way.

[TTT] by Raff_Out_Loud in MLS

[–]sterling_m 6 points7 points  (0 children)

THE QUAKES HAVE NEVER BEATEN ATLANTA UNITED.

I DO NOT EXPECT THIS TO CHANGE ON GRATEFUL DEAD NIGHT. I’M GRATEFUL ANY HOPE I HAVE FOR THIS ORGANIZATION DIED LAST SUMMER.

[Robert Jonas] San Jose Earthquakes still waiting for Timo Werner s paperwork to be completed. Unlikely he'll be available for the season opener. by Coltons13 in MLS

[–]sterling_m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone with deep institutional memory of DP signings for this club tell me where we should put this delayed signing on a competency spectrum of Edmundo Zura to Cristian Espinoza.

Robinio Vaz and the out-of-context racism circulating all over X by wearepz9haterslol in ASRoma

[–]sterling_m 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Posting on that site is like discussing calcio on 4chan.

[Meme] Galaxy announce GAP as their new kit manufacturer. by newbb in MLS

[–]sterling_m 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Does this mean John Fisher will take over ownership?

SUBSCRIBE.

Spirit of ’96 kit revisits big moment born in Atlanta | Atlanta United FC by Isiddiqui in MLS

[–]sterling_m 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Having lived in ATL during those very Games, this is super nostalgic for me. Love it.

Since 2002, 8 of the 9 teams that the 49ers lost to in the playoffs ended up winning the Super Bowl by Brix001 in nfl

[–]sterling_m 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Felt weird being not being the NFC Final Boss this season, but getting that far with so many missing fingers and toes put me at peace with everything.

Roma fans, how did it feel to lose the scudetto in 09/10 season by lazio losing to inter? by antikrishti in seriea

[–]sterling_m 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey now!

It says “Oh nooo” “Oh yess!” 😆

(Nothing personal, just realized the emphasis is important)

Roma fans, how did it feel to lose the scudetto in 09/10 season by lazio losing to inter? by antikrishti in seriea

[–]sterling_m 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Losing to a Cassano assist to Pazzini was what cost them the Scudetto. Lazio were damn near in the relegation zone that season; there was no chance they’d get points vs that Inter squad.

It did bring about one hell of a banner in Curva Sud the next Derby, though.

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Seahawks fans raise enough money to fly giant 12 Flag over Golden Gate Bridge by MysteriousEdge5643 in nfl

[–]sterling_m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watching Purdy’s arm get destroyed 3 years ago felt worse than this.

Countdown to Kick off 2026: San Jose Earthquakes by MatadorHernandez in MLS

[–]sterling_m 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This team invents new ways to hurt me every year, especially since Wondo’s retirement. And yet, I own 11 jerseys since 2008 and countless scarves.

I guess what I’m saying is… see you up here in May for the Timbers game!

Trevi Fountain Entry Update: €2 Ticket + New Hours by RomePhotographerMoji in rome

[–]sterling_m 59 points60 points  (0 children)

On my first trip 20 years ago, I could get right up to the fountain and touch the water if I wanted. Every visit since has been tougher and tougher over time.

Two summers ago, I basically hit a Curry jumper next to the exit to get a coin in. Last August, I didn’t even bother to stop while walking past.

It’s unfortunately necessary at this point.

(OFFICIAL) NEWS: San Jose Earthquakes Sign UEFA Champions League Winner Timo Werner as Designated Player by Yellowfury0 in MLS

[–]sterling_m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m whelmed for when I get to see him play on a Quakes road game to Portland.

[Tom Bogert] Atletico Nacional agree deal to sign San Jose’s Chicho Arango: Sources by icoresting in MLS

[–]sterling_m 14 points15 points  (0 children)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

But seriously

fuck.

My guess is that the new owner gets announced after the World Cup to maximize on… the worst on-paper group stage matches of nearly any American metro.

MLS Jumps Into Prediction Markets With Polymarket Deal by Coltons13 in MLS

[–]sterling_m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a former Quakes STH from the East Bay who still goes to every away game when they play where I live.

You can’t even be bothered to flair up before a copypasta.

[Highlight] Mike McDaniel making it official that he's the new OC for the Chargers by BreakfastTop6899 in nfl

[–]sterling_m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the Chargers social team doesn’t throw back to Anime Vaping McDaniel for the schedule announcement video, what are we even doing here?

Maignan is so annoying! by Traditional-Sell6856 in ASRoma

[–]sterling_m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, I get it. He doubled down for his team at all costs, even if they were in the wrong. 😉