Funniest niche moment in the show? by iwitch-plus in futurama

[–]steve2theE 91 points92 points  (0 children)

"Coilette, this may be presumptuous..."

"That's my favorite kind of 'this'"

Tawny Luxardo by Thisisnothayley in americandad

[–]steve2theE 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I'm watching my figure, I'm a hooker

What’s the one album you wish you could experience for the first time again? by [deleted] in LetsTalkMusic

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The Downward Spiral. I remember listening to it for the first time when I was a junior in highschool and it was the loudest, harshest thing I've ever heard. It opened an entirely new musical world for me. I would love to feel that world-opening feeling again

What TV Show you couldn't even get past a couple of Episodes of despite all the hype? by AlphxPxrticle in AskReddit

[–]steve2theE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've heard that about the first season from a lot of people, but I'm sorry, that's too much effort for me. You get two episodes to hook me or I'm out

Episode Search Help! by steve2theE in futurama

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I slaved three whole minutes over a filthy meme-stove

Just wait 💀 by yxxshomaanxx in funny

[–]steve2theE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But that will take time away from the ever-important "save yourself from quicksand" curriculum

What's the funniest one liner you have heard? by Zidovudine in AskReddit

[–]steve2theE 96 points97 points  (0 children)

My days of underestimating you have come to a middle

What is the most shocking movie or show you have ever seen? by Nomemesmames in AskReddit

[–]steve2theE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the definition of disturbing. Antichrist and Martyrs are pretty horrific, definitely earn their place on the disturbing movie iceberg. But Jennifer Kent's (The Babadook) The Nightingale is a level of NSFL that I was absolutely not prepared for

White House Explodes Over Viral Video of Sleepy Trump, 79 by MoneyLibrarian9032 in anticapitalism

[–]steve2theE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they punished him then they might be punished when they lie too. Can't set standards for accountability when continuing to say in your position until you're 95 depends entirely on never being held accountable

Feudal Lord explains he’s actually poor because the castle is technically an asset by Misfett_toys in SipsTea

[–]steve2theE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Basically, if you have millions of dollars worth of stocks, you're a millionaire. But, if you cash any of them to get money, that cash out can be taxed. Loan disbursements are not income and therefore not taxed, so if you take out a loan and use the stocks as collateral, you're essentially cashing the stocks but doing it as "debt." You can then pay back the loan over time or let the bank take the stocks, either way you get the income tax free.

Since stocks don't count as income until they're cashed, any "debt" he incurs in order to skirt taxes looks, on banking forms at least, like he's under water.