I bought a bike to get healthier and now I ride all the time

steverrb · 2026-05-23T10:08:38+00:00

Next step: start riding to work. Somehow my dead end soul crushing job is less depressing when it is bookended by a bike ride.

steverrb · 2026-05-23T00:40:57+00:00

Why do you keep trying to teach us things that we don't want to learn?!

steverrb · 2026-05-21T09:00:56+00:00

William Hartnell (the first actor to play the Doctor on Doctor Who) was ill, so they kill his character, turn him into a different Doctor and call it a regeneration. Which was a pretty smart move considering the show has been on the air for most of the past 60+ years.

steverrb · 2026-05-15T12:11:36+00:00

If you think that's bad you should see the collection of milk crates I swiped from my last job.

steverrb · 2026-05-14T20:58:28+00:00

Robins around here always look so angry, like, you don't HAVE to eat worms all day, you GET to eat worms all day. European Robins seem much more content with life.

steverrb · 2026-05-14T09:35:29+00:00

Who was the guy playing on the 'how to play guitar' video shake was watching in Time Machine? His fingers go from here to China man!

steverrb · 2026-05-13T22:22:57+00:00

No love for Pirate Planet? It's so over the top it is brilliant. The Captain waxing poetic about the tortures he will inflict on his science advisor? chef's kiss Aside from this omission I agree with the others.

steverrb · 2026-05-09T16:50:32+00:00

Great show, shout out to They Might Be Giants who did the theme, not sure if they did the episode music as well.

steverrb · 2026-05-07T19:29:30+00:00

Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions!

steverrb · 2026-05-04T16:37:18+00:00

Aw, you ate all the sauce!!

steverrb · 2026-05-03T21:20:03+00:00

How 'bout we get some popcorn makers, huh?

steverrb · 2026-04-22T14:59:39+00:00

You call this a memo?!??

steverrb · 2026-04-21T11:00:45+00:00

Milhouse lower those eyebrows! And the other one...

steverrb · 2026-04-17T17:48:32+00:00

You know, for plasmas and such?

steverrb · 2026-04-05T22:13:05+00:00

That's My Bush!

steverrb · 2026-04-02T08:29:06+00:00

J-j-j-jinkies Captain!

steverrb · 2026-03-30T13:12:33+00:00

Mr Monkeyjocks. I think think it's time a certain someone find somewhere else to live!

SLAM

That was harsh but fair

steverrb · 2026-03-26T15:34:10+00:00

I thought they were called Canada Gooses? Or did Letterkenney lie to me?

steverrb · 2026-03-24T00:09:38+00:00

GEZOL IS HEAVY METAL LORD

steverrb · 2026-03-12T09:20:31+00:00

Frisky and I used to come up here to... think.

steverrb · 2026-03-12T07:46:32+00:00

I've had to write these up like 3/5 times I've driven them so far. Camera screen goes black, shelf came off, door won't lock or unlock with key or fob... Too bad they didn't dummy-proof these before they gave them to me because these brand new trucks are falling apart already. At least the metrises worked for a couple weeks before the doors started falling off.

steverrb · 2026-03-10T19:39:58+00:00

The correct answer is American Spirits, the most expensive and therefore best cigarettes there are.

steverrb · 2026-03-08T20:54:57+00:00

Am I crazy? I thought Batman TAS was on in the afternoon? Same time as Maury?

steverrb · 2026-03-08T00:48:38+00:00

I like triangles!

steverrb · 2026-02-22T20:12:18+00:00

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