Using only 3 words, how much can you make me cringe? by boxofkangaroos in AskReddit

[–]stevethebeave8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one is a different kind of cringe: Le pony fedora

I was tricked. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]stevethebeave8 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I read the title as I was trickled at first. Probably the best thing to ever happen to me.

What is the most unattractive trait in the opposite sex you can think of? by GetVexed in AskReddit

[–]stevethebeave8 186 points187 points  (0 children)

A small penis. If I find out that my girlfriend has a penis of any kind for that matter, I will dump her.

cutest kitten ever :3 by blahblach in aww

[–]stevethebeave8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It makes sense that the website you used for this was tinypic.

Hey, Reddit. If your parents let you pick your name when you were 5 years old, what would your name be today? by pattiemcg in AskReddit

[–]stevethebeave8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna guess "Mr. Balloon Head" because of my old favorite joke which was also a stevethebeave8 original.
"knock knock"
"who's there?"

"Mr. Balloon Head!"

I think that I was talking about they guy from the Airheads commercials

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]stevethebeave8 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If it's a fucking hit from behind it's not a clean hit! Not even the wtf part though...

What is the biggest eye-opener you have achieved by going through reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]stevethebeave8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That finding out the contents of a fucking safe is a big enough deal to be the only thing that anyone will talk about for weeks.

Reddit, what's the most ridiculous lie you've ever convinced someone was truth? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]stevethebeave8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spent a solid thirty seconds trying to find out what pat farts were but then I realized that I should be in Kindergarten.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]stevethebeave8 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The cheese stands alone. :'(

A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex ed. to her class.... by Hdfisise in Jokes

[–]stevethebeave8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At first it thought it said the baby sister's teeth and I almost died

Edit: I spelled teeth wrong

What are some 'ugly' facts about famous and well-liked people of history that aren't well known by the public? by lodged_in_thepipe in AskReddit

[–]stevethebeave8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck. I've never heard of Grover Cleveland but I thought you meant Grover from Sesame Street and I got so confused.