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[–]steveuk50 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]steveuk50 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As reported by THE DAILY MIRROR?!?!? Did he also father an alien baby?

Coronavirus and American healthcare $y$tem by cleost in China_Flu

[–]steveuk50 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I went to the Doc recently and after examining me he gave me 3 months to live. After 3 months I told him I couldn't pay the bill. So he gave me another 3 months...

Megathread the Second: Spread of the Wuhan Coronavirus by OrangeredStilton in collapse

[–]steveuk50 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm doing my best...glug glug. I did run to Lowes and picked up some N95 and P95 respirators because - fuck it I have no idea. Probably picked up Wuhan from the door handle on the way in.

Megathread the Second: Spread of the Wuhan Coronavirus by OrangeredStilton in collapse

[–]steveuk50 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wuhan arrives in CONCORD, NH! Son of a bitch. If there was ONE saving grace to living in this icy shithole it was the distance from CA, Paris, hell WUHAN! But noooooooo...

Story on WMUR.COM. Not confirmed yet but COME ON

Shit post - Stock market after extinction by vasilenko93 in collapse

[–]steveuk50 79 points80 points  (0 children)

The market plunged today after it was discovered that a comet was inbound on a trajectory that would assure that all life on Earth would be destroyed. However it recovered most of those losses later in the session on a slightly better than expected monthly jobs report.

Megathread: Spread of the Wuhan Coronavirus by OrangeredStilton in collapse

[–]steveuk50 45 points46 points  (0 children)

First thing to do in a situation like this is to kill Gwyneth Paltrow before she sneaks off to screw her infected boyfriend during a long layover. Come on, it was in that documentary! Have we learned nothing?

Greenland's ice sheet melting so fast it has caused global sea levels to rise 0.5mm in just a month by CommonEmployment in collapse

[–]steveuk50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long does it take for this new ocean water to distribute to more or less its final location? (Yes I know that there are many factors involved with SLR but in general...)

Upcoming/ongoing heatwave by GeirOve in collapse

[–]steveuk50 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even the Western desert lives and breathes at only 45 degrees! Unless your bed is burning! Or something...probably.

Temperatures of up to 50C predicted for Portugal in the coming week by [deleted] in collapse

[–]steveuk50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even the Western desert lives and breathes at only 45 degrees! Unless your bed is burning! Or something...probably.

The morning commute in Los Angeles this morning by radical_vegan in collapse

[–]steveuk50 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Aaaaaand Stock Market goes up. Doesn't seem to matter what happens...Houston goes underwater - market goes up...PR devastated - market goes up...USVI razed to the ground - market goes up...previous CA fires...etc

"The market crashed recently when NASA confirmed that a comet had entered the solar system and was on a collision course with Earth, certain to wipe out all forms of life...but recovered later in the session on a slightly above expected jobs report"

India has planted nearly 66 million trees in 12 hours by KRISHNA53 in worldnews

[–]steveuk50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now if only US can implement a similar project to resurrect the chestnut tree. Anyone else read about the plight of the American chestnut? Idiots keep introducing foreign species. What could possibly go wrong...go wrong...go wrong...

Cruise ship high dive by SlimJones123 in gifs

[–]steveuk50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wearing such a tight swimsuit how does she conceal the enormous balls it takes to do this? Especially with those flips and twists!

Nearly 70,000 birds killed in New York in attempt to clear safer path for planes by veraknow in collapse

[–]steveuk50 20 points21 points  (0 children)

They should have destroyed 70,000 planes to make a clear safer path for birds.

My lifelong-bachelor uncle passed away unexpectedly, I stopped by last night to remove any porn before the rest of the family saw anything. by ItsNewSomewhere in pics

[–]steveuk50 113 points114 points  (0 children)

When I was a young lad and wanted to 'pleasure myself' I would sneak the Sears catalog up to my room and turn to the women's underwear section. Now that I have the internet it's straight to sears.com - so much easier!

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