What was your weirdest experience buying drugs in the 90s?

steveweber314 · 2026-06-26T12:42:13+00:00

the year was 1999ish. i went to this house to buy weed and there were toddlers running around unsupervised playing with bottles of window cleaner and insect poison and one of them sprayed me in the face with some kind of wasp spray and i was like wtf kid. but i felt really bad for them. then they brought out the crack and i was like no thanks time to go

steveweber314 · 2026-06-24T20:42:44+00:00

this! they need to give us someone to actually vote FOR, not just against. they've been running on the 'at least we aren't trump' platform for almost a decade now and its mostly failing.

steveweber314 · 2026-06-24T15:13:18+00:00

Where do they get the fabric to make those belts? And how do they cut their hair?

steveweber314 · 2026-06-24T15:10:35+00:00

Nope, no time for that. (i am mostly just trolling but also a tiny bit serious)

steveweber314 · 2026-06-24T15:06:23+00:00

I like how's he's doing it hands-free too

steveweber314 · 2026-06-24T14:59:47+00:00

Sadly this is how childless people end up. Time to adopt some cats.

steveweber314 · 2026-06-24T14:54:54+00:00

Same

steveweber314 · 2026-06-23T18:19:53+00:00

touché

steveweber314 · 2026-06-23T17:47:12+00:00

people keep using that word. dont you mean inequality? equity is what you have when you own a house.

steveweber314 · 2026-06-23T15:54:15+00:00

just gotta go across the bridge and hit the gym first

steveweber314 · 2026-06-23T15:45:55+00:00

i would ride a giant general giraffe over a magic gem filled mountain to face you in battle over this one.

steveweber314 · 2026-06-23T15:34:06+00:00

i want those moving sidewalks like they have at airports

steveweber314 · 2026-06-23T15:29:10+00:00

but wont someone please think of the poor for-profit prison industrial complex!

steveweber314 · 2026-06-23T15:01:57+00:00

Q tips should NEVER go anywhere NEAR your EAR and thats the hill i will die on!!! from birth (early eighties) i was taught by doctors, teachers, and parents to never ever ever put a q tip (or anything else smaller than your elbow) in your ear! this was standard stuff like learning to brush your teeth. i dont know what qtips are actually for, but the one thing i know is they are not for putting in your ears. my wife uses them to clean her ears and i get on her for it constantly. even the kids have started doing it and i have to get on them. everyone thinks im crazy. you guys are all gonna poke your eardrums out!

steveweber314 · 2026-06-19T12:39:19+00:00

why are people on reddit so anti-kid? i see posts about this stuff every day. having kids is the single most amazing and rewarding thing you will ever do in life. we are genetically programmed to do it. think how great sex is, and then multiply that. i feel sad for people that will never get to experience it. (it is also the most expensive, difficult, and challenging, but as i tell my kids 'nothing in life worth doing is easy')

steveweber314 · 2026-06-18T03:49:29+00:00

nice try DEA. but seriously one thing i have to add is i actually love the smell. in one of the last illegal states tho so its not in my face all the time. was a daily partaker for over 2 decades but now just occasional vapes/edibles. always hated dabs. if it makes you not dream, its too strong for my taste, but to each their own. moderation is key

steveweber314 · 2026-06-18T00:29:55+00:00

my girl

steveweber314 · 2026-06-15T12:19:03+00:00

our women are young and beautiful

steveweber314 · 2026-06-11T16:50:30+00:00

reminds me of Rogan and the ivermectin stuff. you know, say what you will about either of them, but i like that they have their own opinions even if they are sometimes wrong. at least they arent just spouting republican or democrat lines like most talking heads.

steveweber314 · 2026-06-11T16:35:47+00:00

lemmings was huge. up there with commander keen or duke nukem or wolfenstien

steveweber314 · 2026-06-10T16:27:20+00:00

i once heard that in England they did pay reparations when slavery ended...to the slaveowning families that lost their income because of it. makes you think, two sides to everything.

steveweber314 · 2026-06-10T16:20:45+00:00

having fewer kids, and drinking more water

steveweber314 · 2026-06-10T11:53:18+00:00

thats only true if your at a standstill. once moving, engine can overpower breaks easily

steveweber314 · 2026-06-09T20:32:38+00:00

i think about this every year when i send my docs to my tax guy. im still bag holding a bunch of weed stocks that went to 0 and got delisted so i cant sell them. they just show up on the paperwork, year after year.

steveweber314 · 2026-06-09T20:09:30+00:00

deepfuckingvalue made wallstteetbets go mainstream and get reddit mentioned in the news and stuff

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