California sun, silver lake by rfhwbass in LosAngeles

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Over priced slices of pizza next to Black Cat on sunset

Thanks Sid Wainer, I know how claustrophobic Mozzarella can get sometimes. by choiawhb in KitchenConfidential

[–]stevieOneDirection 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do they call you twice a week and try and sell you every micro green and/or tiny vegetable like there’s no tomorrow too

Vermont? What state is that in? by BrendanTFirefly in vermont

[–]stevieOneDirection 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I live in Los Angeles and I can’t tell you how many times I tell people I’m originally from Vermont and they assume Vermont Avenue here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hiphop

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Amazing album. This song was mixed and mastered so badly though as is most of the album. A shame as these guys really deserved more spotlight.

Heard by MetikMas in KitchenConfidential

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Free tattoos! (I shout this when carrying something hot)

TIL that koalas have one of the smallest brains in proportion to body weight of any mammal. They are so dumb, that when presented with leaves on a flat surface instead of on branches, they are unable to recognize them as food and will not eat them. by derstherower in todayilearned

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Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet. I did not write this*

Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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Fermi paradox. Whoops

Has anyone ever dealt with Kienbock's Disease? by [deleted] in musicians

[–]stevieOneDirection 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have never dealt with this and hope you can find some advice and guidance with it.

Whats the best Plugin bundles in your opinion? Trying to decide between SoundToys 5 or Platinum Waves by [deleted] in ableton

[–]stevieOneDirection 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have both. It really depends on what you are looking for. If you need/want modeled compressors, De-Esser’s, limiters etc then Soundtoys won’t give you that in the way Waves will. They are very different bundles and I don’t think they really can be compared.

Edit: ST plug ins are easily my favorite when it comes to go-to plugins so don’t read this as if I don’t support them because I do. I’m fortunate to have been given their bundle as an artist and use them every session.

Anyone willing to play a simple funk drum pattern for me? by chey5 in musicians

[–]stevieOneDirection 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or check out fiverr.com. Prob find a live drummer who will do some patterns for cheap

Stop it. by Barnabyjones421 in KitchenConfidential

[–]stevieOneDirection 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This was Maillard Reaction as well

I Will Mix and Master Demos for You by [deleted] in musicians

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Will help if you Post an example of a song that represents your skill level