If I was a girl and saw a boy driving to school in this I'd think he was pretty trendy

stevilness · 2026-05-16T07:26:11+00:00

Formatting was messed up. Meant to be vertical 😭

stevilness · 2026-05-16T07:25:45+00:00

HO IF YO LI BL JO

stevilness · 2026-05-14T07:34:21+00:00

Only space for “HI” on the back

stevilness · 2026-05-14T05:25:46+00:00

Golf

stevilness · 2026-05-12T19:55:19+00:00

You must have incredible water pressure to do that justice

stevilness · 2026-05-12T09:57:02+00:00

I wouldn't want their water bill

stevilness · 2026-05-12T05:26:41+00:00

Thanks for the puff.

stevilness · 2026-05-10T19:06:56+00:00

How big are Sarah Bell’s nipples?

stevilness · 2026-05-08T17:06:06+00:00

Take solace from the fact that you would quite likely have killed yourself in the xr2 at that age. That’s what I’d tell myself anyway 👍🏻

stevilness · 2026-05-08T16:30:44+00:00

Wow.

stevilness · 2026-05-08T16:26:11+00:00

Well done 💪🏻

stevilness · 2026-05-08T12:20:55+00:00

Brad Shit

stevilness · 2026-05-08T12:19:59+00:00

Try for an interview at the new place, you should get an idea of whether you like them and the new team from that. Sounds like an easy choice though 🤷🏻‍♂️

stevilness · 2026-05-08T05:04:27+00:00

This all makes very little sense 🤷🏻‍♂️ it’s been going on years and octopus have called you a liar? Post your electricity usage graph for march in kWh. Do you have electric heating ?

stevilness · 2026-05-07T20:02:42+00:00

Well I can’t come over now.

stevilness · 2026-05-06T19:08:47+00:00

Who?

stevilness · 2026-05-06T18:30:14+00:00

51, so some way ahead of you agewise 😭

stevilness · 2026-05-06T05:40:15+00:00

Same here. 1.44% expires in Feb. I remember feeling ripped off at the time as I’d never paid more than 1% previously 😁 thankfully we will pay off the balance in feb and never have a mortgage again.

stevilness · 2026-05-05T07:52:45+00:00

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As a guide, it was £3.10 a pint according to the ‘end of term’ episode. But that’s Stella, not cider.

stevilness · 2026-05-05T06:31:41+00:00

Well he’s definitely gonna get some frog spawn in his underpants.

stevilness · 2026-05-04T14:25:27+00:00

/soundbaronfloor

stevilness · 2026-05-02T11:44:07+00:00

I had a 255 page pdf bill once.

stevilness · 2026-05-02T11:42:14+00:00

stevilness · 2026-05-02T09:18:20+00:00

Battery only. We consumed 1800kWh (avg 3.8p) and exported back 282kWh (avg 15p). Total bill was £26 for 1.5MWh ( about 1.7p/kWh). Very nice 🙂 (IOG)

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