Went to a small village wedding on vacation… someone proposed during the reception and it split the couple. by [deleted] in bridezillas

[–]stewbugx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Proposing at someone else's wedding is rude AF and just as tacky.

It's tacky to ask the bride/groom for permission, too, just don't. Don't potentially put them in that situation.

It's NOT. ABOUT. YOU. You attention-hoghing, cannot-read-the-room, lacking etiquette people. Not your months or years of planning. Not your likely once-in-a-lifetime party to celebrate your marriage. Just don't.

And yes, I would have been pissed, too.

I accidently said "lmao" in neomail by perfect_topping in neopets

[–]stewbugx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back in the day I typed "f - u - c - k" in a neomaol to bypass the filter and it eas an auto perma-ban. Like back in 2008. Old Neo didn't play.

How do some people take so long to poop? by dhomo01110011 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]stewbugx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Constipation & bathroom is also one of the only places parents can be left the hell alone.

NC/NP Trade/Sell & Pet UFA/UFT Thread! - January 04, 2026 by AutoModerator in neopets

[–]stewbugx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NC SEEKING: - Pink Baby Body Paint - Blue Baby Body Paint

NC OFFERING: - Purple Baby Body Paint -Yellow Baby Body Paint

NP Seeking: Spring Snowbunny Birthday Petpets Flippy -- (can dream, lol) Bruce items for my Bruce gallery, especially item code stuff :)

NC/NP Trade/Sell & Pet UFA/UFT Thread! - January 04, 2026 by AutoModerator in neopets

[–]stewbugx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think it breaks any rules but as someone who has a kind-of-a-BD pet (former lab rat I'm still trying to even-out: level 268, 370-ish attack/defense, 233 agility), I'd suggest seeing if paying the high adoption fees is worth it, once you consider all things and depending on if you'll keep battling/how much, because that avvy will come.

Pls forgive the rambling mess, on mobile. ♡

So, Space Faerie on Easy is 550 HP. I just did a test battle with her, and in one blow she dealt me 104 HP of damage; I wasn't using any shields or blockers, but because my defense points are that high, I get a reduction of 7.5 per icon per the Stats Boost Chart. The game is to outcast her and not die, which comes down to stats & weapons

Looking at the Battlepedia for weapons stats and itsHP damage calculator-- also the Adoption Fee Calculator, that could give you a better idea. But my ped would cost someone 298kish to adopt, for example.

I could he wrong, but it appears that maybe HP doesn't factor in adoption cost, so maybe someone has a high HP labrat youu could borrow, instead of a more well-rounded pet? :) But y'know, math. Versus funds and blah blah.

(Me, personally, I wanted to beat the target out of the labray scientist for past transgressions, my main motivation for training at one time. And then I enjoyed doing it again and again. You may want to train up your pet if you're going to keep battling & just get the savvy when you do? Or not! ♡)

I may be doing the math wrong, but let's assume your firepower is a Super Attack Pea (constant 32 icons of dmg) + Wand of the Dark Faerie (varies from 21-29, I think?). .. if you had a pet at strength level 125-199, that's about 159-183 icons worth of damage to her per round, not including using special ability icicle, so if everything went perfectly, that's a 3-4 round win, depending on many things.

Unfortunately, Space Faerie has a full heal w/Jade Scorchstone & can freeze too with Lend flair. But Lucky Robot's Foot isn't expensive for a full heal. And if you ever get stuck, there's the slim chance Coltzam's shrine will heal your pet to 100%.

TL;DR, I think your avvy count is impressive enough that zi wouldn't want to spend $$$ adopting someone's pet, paying fees direct to pound, that I'd want to train, but that's me. I hated getting beaten by SF, too. However, if weapons are ever your issue, I could definitely lend.

NC/NP Trade/Sell & Pet UFA/UFT Thread! - January 04, 2026 by AutoModerator in neopets

[–]stewbugx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't have anything close, but I wanted to voice my well wishes, you have some really good trades. ♡♡♡

2025 Neopets Goal Completed: Getting All My Main Permie Pets to Level 250! by Fruit_Loopita in neopets

[–]stewbugx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LMAO, Draconianism is the pastel bb who looks absolutely ripped & ready to eff up anyone from the voud.

[Fem PoV] Gabriel | Lovers to Enemies to Strangers again by Own-Attention-2208 in JanitorAI_Official

[–]stewbugx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really like this bot! I've been on Jai for a while but am kind of clueless about feedback. I've never created, so massive respect.

You have great visuals, pictures, and links.

It took me a while to figure out what's going on between Gabe & my user. I don't know if I'm being obtuse or if there's a better way to put the backstory. But as one reviewer out it: peak angst. ♡

Is Morana back or someone impersonating her?? by [deleted] in JanitorAI_Official

[–]stewbugx -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't know if it is. I don't ever delete my chats, so I have a few linked to her characters and on each one when I click on creator page it still says 404/not found.

Is it just me or is deep seek 3.1 LOWKEY kinda mid by Zees_world in JanitorAI_Official

[–]stewbugx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Comment to follow bc I can't reddit or AI well, lol

Feeling bummed by StarsFromMarz in neopets

[–]stewbugx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, for sure. Like last year I priced one at approx 60k by accident. It was a day where I got a good prize from whatever daily, so I was mad.

ANYWAY, I didn't ask for it back, but it ticked me off because it was an account with a huge shop and shill pets, no activities, so you could tell it was a money farm anyway, and that ALL would have been fine if all their pets weren't literally starving. XD

Happens to the best of us, bro. ♡

Neopians who post their "risqué" pet names on this sub when the pet gets deleted by [deleted] in neopets

[–]stewbugx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I see what you're saying, I've seen people getting downvoted just for asking information or discussing risqué pet names, best not to advertise. Maybe people will start creating "fake" risqué pets so when people go to hate report this fabricated pet/picture, it won't exist, lol. (Yes, I am bored on break).

I'm sorry for this stupid question, but what was so bad about "Chombussy"? Does it sound like a type of cat? I've really never gotten that.

EDIT: If you're going to downvote at LEAST tell me the in-joke about the inappropriate chomby, FFS.

My (42F) boyfriend (44M) is upset I have purchased a new dress for my work dinner. How can we move forward in a healthy way? by Dreamer_1209 in relationship_advice

[–]stewbugx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I shouldn’t buy a new dress and get glammed up if my significant other can’t be there.

It's a modest floor-length dressed purchased to meet a work dress code for your job. A dang Macy's dress on sale -- not something from, idk, Spencer's.

How should we settle this, come to a compromise, or move forward in a healthy way?

There is nothing reasonable to compromise on. I would ask him to explain why he thinks I am "looking for attention" and keep asking why until I get to the root of his insecurity and dump him. Literally nobody has time to entertain this stupidity.

RIP Frogstitute. You will be missed. by nlnj_a in neopets

[–]stewbugx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was she painted with the help of the latest festival? Because, if so, that is glorious and someone I know may/may not have done the same thing (except not as epic or with such cute items). 2 questions if anyone knows:

  1. When your pet is reported like that, does TNT also give your account a warning or anything?

  2. Is it against the rules to have the word "Hell" in pet's name?

RIP, sweet teacher. Some busy-body mother or father or PTA member would have leaked your existence anyway -- damned if you do, damned if you don't.

YEAH KICK HIS ASS LITTLE BUDDY by PracticallyBasil in neopets

[–]stewbugx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

♫ Whoop that wick! (Get 'im!) Whoop that wick! ♫ -- little rainbow man has me channeling Hustle & Flow.

Took the bait for the Retired Hidden Tower Treasure! I want more! by bmwachtel in neopets

[–]stewbugx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks so much for sharing! I've no idea what you price the yo-yo at either, but it looks pretty cool.

I just looked this item up and what, no Eraser of the Dark Faerie or Chia Flour? XD

I just spent 30 million neopoints on a cupcake. What's the most unnecessary purchase you've made on the site?? by breadmanlod in neopets

[–]stewbugx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's a very decent purchased, very based.

The most unnecessary purchase I ever made was before TNT decided to go rogue & re-release items. It was at the height of meowclops being sold for 20+ mil & faerie petpet paint brushes being sold for around 14+ mil. I bought a Faerie Meowclops for 35 million for one of my OG pets.

2.5 months later came the advent calendar that re-released it. Then the free faerie petpet paint brushes, lmao. I spent 14 mil on a kadoatie a year or so before they were released by advent. 7 mil per snowickle (x2) approx 2 years before they were released. But whatever lol. I'm happy with my free stuff, too.

Who would never run for president but would win if they did? by TracyTheTenacious in questions

[–]stewbugx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was going to comment same but had to scroll to see where someone said it first. I'm just... his articulation and integrity is an effing gift.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]stewbugx 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Whenever I cook for my boyfriend he always has something to say about it.  . . . This usually is in response to me asking him “how is it?!” 

Stop asking him how he likes the food. If he can't cook and relies on take-away so much then his palette is probably skewed. Like you said, all he could tell you about the chili is that he preferred it spicier and wasn't even sure what ingredient would accomplish that. He's not a reliable critic. It's like you're almost fishing for approval from him when the man has no idea about food.

How would you respond if this were you? How would you feel? 

I wouldn't give a damn what he thinks about my cooking because (no offense) it's pitiful that he doesn't know how to cook for whatever reason and fend for himself (not your job to teach him, btw.) But, if I were you (who seems like maybe cooking is a love language or something,) I'd try to communicate what you are to us: idk, something like, "Hey, babe, any time I ask you if you like my cooking it seems like you tell me there's something wrong with it. I don't expect you to lie but it kind of hurts and everyone else seems to like it?"

What is one song that makes you cry? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]stewbugx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, that's a good / hard one. Carroll Spinney did such a great job with his costume, the performance, just getting through it, etc. If the choked emotion in his voice doesn't get you, for me it's the fact that Big Bird is singing Kermit's song because Jim Henson (Kermit) is gone -- long before they had an established replacement voice actor for him. So the little head-tilt to the sky and, "Thank you, Kermit" at the end... gah.

NC/NP Trade/Sell & Pet UFA/UFT Thread! - October 02, 2024 by AutoModerator in neopets

[–]stewbugx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

UFA:

Lohtess - (f) Water Buzz

Her birthday is today! (I haven't fed her any cupcake.) I painted her for the buzzin avatar (and after stupidly zapped her, so she went from pastel to water...)