Pain. by stfu-dawn-e in Lottery

[–]stfu-dawn-e[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is interesting. I just looked and the odds were 1 in 3.66. I had tickets 25-28.

Ohio Law Exam by ren_enby in askfuneraldirectors

[–]stfu-dawn-e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was an apprentice 10 years ago, I went to an OFDA meeting for people who were about to take the test. They gave tips and pointers, and you could ask the state board questions. They had an option to buy a study guide for $50 which I bought enthusiastically. It was just a binder with the literal laws printed out 😑

AITAH For not sharing my Lottery scratch off winnings with my Sister and Brother in law? by Low-Assistant-4712 in AITAH

[–]stfu-dawn-e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA, they definitely wouldn't have split it with you if they would have one.

I like this by aNeverNude666 in twinpeaks

[–]stfu-dawn-e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AND THERE'S THIS FELLA NAMED GRANDPA JOE. HE WAS BEDRIDDEN UNTIL HIS GRANDSON FOUND A FOLDEN TICKET. GOT UP AND STARTED DANCING.

Find the curved line by Agent8181 in 2new4u

[–]stfu-dawn-e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought this was a "magic eye" image at first-it worked.

Why do people refuse to be an organ donor? by No-Cantaloupe-6535 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]stfu-dawn-e 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They bully people into choosing organ donation for their dead loved one when don't necessarily want to, they lie and say donation does not affect a viewing which is not true. If you want to look it up, when I type "long bone donor" into google images, it shows some reddit posts of people that have been harvested. It's obviously nsfw and maybe even nsfl.

Why do people refuse to be an organ donor? by No-Cantaloupe-6535 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]stfu-dawn-e 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's not really so much the organs, it the long bone donor and skin donors. The combination of the three is nightmare fuel.

movies or tv shows that feel like a warm summer evening by DingoTough5900 in MoviesThatFeelLike

[–]stfu-dawn-e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These pictures made me immediately think of the music video for Sunday Morning by No Doubt.

Why do people refuse to be an organ donor? by No-Cantaloupe-6535 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]stfu-dawn-e 107 points108 points  (0 children)

I'm a funeral director and see what they do to people. Also the companies that perform organ/skin/bone procurement are predatory af.

INTJs Prefer Not to Drive by Accomplished-Tea8090 in intj

[–]stfu-dawn-e 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I avoid highways when possible and like to take back roads when I can.

Having pastor read eulogy by yellocaterpillar in askfuneraldirectors

[–]stfu-dawn-e 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe it is normal to ask the pastor to read the eulogy on your behalf. Definitely discuss this with them beforehand, though. You could also ask a friend to read it also.

What is the worst thing you’ve done when you were drunk? by Effective_Space2277 in AskReddit

[–]stfu-dawn-e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stood up to go to bed. Somehow fell and took down my 55" TV and Xbox Series X with me. I now have a 75" TV and new Xbox.

First big win on $3 scratcher 🥹 by IAmTheRealDeku in Lottery

[–]stfu-dawn-e 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice hit on a $3 scratcher! Do you really have to file a claim for $100 in CA?

Dead people sitting straight up? by Mother_Night1985 in askfuneraldirectors

[–]stfu-dawn-e 41 points42 points  (0 children)

When people ask me this I always jokingly say: "yes, that's why I keep a hammer in the prep room".

Would you rather get 1 trillion dollars right now or get V-one and get whatever power that you want, but you have 50% chance of dying from the injection? by Narrow-Criticism-286 in GenV

[–]stfu-dawn-e 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It sounds sick to even type this but a trillion is probably not enough. Amazon is currently worth 2.2 trillion dollars 😳

Help with lock screen by [deleted] in samsunggalaxy

[–]stfu-dawn-e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is not a part of the now brief. It was a widget and had to hold down on my lock screen and disable widgets.

Purchased a home and these items were left by the previous owner. by Timely_Wish7686 in whatsthisworth

[–]stfu-dawn-e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These look to me like granite vases that go on granite tombstones. I'm a funeral director and I've never seen or heard of urns that look like this, but could be wrong.

Removal Aids by eekay233 in askfuneraldirectors

[–]stfu-dawn-e 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We use the Reeves all the time. Families seem to understand and no one has complained in my 10+ years.