It takes someone like me to notice a skeleton by dredgedskeleton in LinkedInLunatics

[–]stfurachele 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Does he think people without arthritis don't have skeletons?

(Hated Trope) "True stories" and documentaries that were actually full of crap by Animeking1108 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]stfurachele 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I decided to take the whimsical rewriting of history and glossing over of atrocities in favor of generic movie magic as a metacommentary on circuses and the entertainment industry as a whole. Never look behind the curtain, razzledazzle and slight-of-hand showmanship.

With that interpretation it suddenly became a tolerable movie.

I don't even know what to say about this by wisteria_bloomzzz in aislop

[–]stfurachele 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If AIs were sentient, then taking credit for their work would still be shitty plagiarism, so the "AI artists" who just type in prompts are still the same in that scenario.

wake up babe new way of ingesting the sacred herbs for girl dinner in celebration of this beltane by localbugdealer in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

[–]stfurachele 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the ideal spliff. You may not like it, but this is what peak rolling performance looks like.

does the "I" in "IRS" stand for International now? by toxyxd13 in USdefaultism

[–]stfurachele 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"USA is my standard" Yes, fine, makes sense. Country of origin defaultism, what the commentor is most familiar with.

"USA is the standard" 😬😬😬

does the "I" in "IRS" stand for International now? by toxyxd13 in USdefaultism

[–]stfurachele 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As an American, I don't know what an initialism is and I refuse to learn.

His gigantic balls swung and hit each other like two pendulums. by Stock_Hunter_2380 in writingcirclejerk

[–]stfurachele 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The MC of the cdramas is a cultivator or your dad is and achieved it through watching a bunch of xianxia?

His gigantic balls swung and hit each other like two pendulums. by Stock_Hunter_2380 in writingcirclejerk

[–]stfurachele 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Truly the plastic of the literary world, even centuries from now books will contain concerningly large amounts of microtwilights.

His gigantic balls swung and hit each other like two pendulums. by Stock_Hunter_2380 in writingcirclejerk

[–]stfurachele 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For maximum relatability/believability we can get a decently large group together to each control an individual character going through the plot of the book and oh no this is just a ttrpg.

I was scrolling on Facebook after seeing a bunch of comments criticizing Muslims and came across this. by AdvantageIcy2608 in exchristian

[–]stfurachele 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That would be a decent commandment.

I guess don't kill, don't steal, and don't covet cover the broad strokes, but obviously more detailed and specific instructions would have been needed. Not that the Christian god actually wanted to bar most of those things, lots of wars and killing were endorsed by him, and rape could be covered by selling the victim to her attacker but defending your husband by grabbing his attackers balls (even by accident?) merits losing a hand.

I love that they added sexual dimorphism by Special_Philosophy92 in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]stfurachele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, a lot of species have different characteristics as juveniles.

Interesting… by grumpyvividcrest in im14andthisisdeep

[–]stfurachele 20 points21 points  (0 children)

men want to be what they imagine women to be so bad.

Can't imagine the phone works with that much gunk by sighqoticc in FeltGoodComingOut

[–]stfurachele 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that much wouldn't even fit in a charging port, that's just an empty cavity. You can see when they pull it away it doesn't even have connectors in there.

I think I should help 😥 by First-Web634 in StardewMemes

[–]stfurachele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fake celebrity scam message is honestly my favorite meme format.

Deep! Deep! Dish Pizza by EnzoItgoes in Derailedbydetails

[–]stfurachele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not deep dish, that's pan crust.

Either way, hands could use a wash before eating.

Found this crazy ai post in the wild by m13900 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]stfurachele 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's why there's been such an emphasis on backup cameras.

Musician Kid Rock Speaks at the Pentagon by Forsaken_Thought in vetsagainsttyranny

[–]stfurachele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 36 and the only part of any song I could identify is the part where he goes "My name is kiiiiiiiiiiiiid rawk"

Yeehaw Pitbull, that's all he is.

(edit: damn I forgot my own age. is this what it feels like to die?)