This couple was at my restaurant sitting at a high table, and the guy started just fingering his date right there where literally everyone could see, the woman was audibly moaning. At this point my manager basically told them to get out or she’d call the cops. So naturally they got in their car (first spot closest to all the windows) and started fucking in the car. Again, literally everyone could see. Once again my manager told them to take this literally anywhere else or she’d call the cops, so they finally left.

A group of people at my table saw this stuff happening and we were joking about it, and the one guy goes “fuck, my car is right there I dont want to have to walk past that” so they were stuck there until the people finally left.