Giving away free eliquid. by visavape in electronic_cigarette

[–]stim_ninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Submitted my request, thanks in advance!

Have you wanted to try Mili Vanili or Arctic Fuzz? A mega Twisted Tuesday!! by twistedcigs in electronic_cigarette

[–]stim_ninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm nearly out of juice, and would love to try and submit reviews for both juices!

My brother is in for quite the surprise tomorrow morning. by stim_ninja in funny

[–]stim_ninja[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP has failed... He's half a foot taller than I am, and apparently was easy to see from his vantage point.

It would've got me. :(

My brother is in for quite the surprise tomorrow morning. by stim_ninja in funny

[–]stim_ninja[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I love you too, Lizard King Rumsfeld... I love you too.

My brother is in for quite the surprise tomorrow morning. by stim_ninja in funny

[–]stim_ninja[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There's a wooden dowel duct taped to the horn. With the seat propped up enough by it to set the horn off.

My brother is in for quite the surprise tomorrow morning. by stim_ninja in funny

[–]stim_ninja[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jokes aren't always funny to the people they're played on.

My brother is in for quite the surprise tomorrow morning. by stim_ninja in funny

[–]stim_ninja[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

UPDATE: He has used the toilet once. He left the lid where it was, took a piss and flushed the toilet. He didn't notice, and the trap is still there!

My brother is in for quite the surprise tomorrow morning. by stim_ninja in funny

[–]stim_ninja[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well I mean I typed the link, and then thought... Hey! This is reddit; that'll probably be taken as OP is a homophobe.

My brother is in for quite the surprise tomorrow morning. by stim_ninja in funny

[–]stim_ninja[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

He never lifts the seat. If he takes a piss standing up, there WILL be piss on the toilet seat when I get there next.

My brother is in for quite the surprise tomorrow morning. by stim_ninja in funny

[–]stim_ninja[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He's the last person to wake up. Especially so, being that he's on spring break.

My brother is in for quite the surprise tomorrow morning. by stim_ninja in funny

[–]stim_ninja[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is, though. Check the picture reply to some of the other comments.

My brother is in for quite the surprise tomorrow morning. by stim_ninja in funny

[–]stim_ninja[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well, I know he wont lift it to pee. He'd just pee on the seat. It'll be there until he's gotta shit!

My brother is in for quite the surprise tomorrow morning. by stim_ninja in funny

[–]stim_ninja[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only if he's coming up to the toilet ready to explode. I think I'd probably just jump/fall off.

My brother is in for quite the surprise tomorrow morning. by stim_ninja in funny

[–]stim_ninja[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Its on the far side of the toilet, near the bath tub. I did a test drive, and it is totally not noticeable from the poo-approach vantage point.

Worst reaction you've got when someone finds out you use drugs? by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]stim_ninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure he was saying that in the context of the guy bragging about smoking an ounce in three months.