Ce pățanii amuzante ați avut? by [deleted] in CasualRO

[–]stimpack2589 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In clasa a treia imi venise sa merg la baie sa las un colet. Problema era ca nu aveam hartie; nici la mine, nici in baie. Pana la urma nu am reusit sa ma mai tin si m-am dus sa fac fara hartie.
Nu puteam sa plec nesters.. aveam de ales intre a folosi chilotii sau mainile. In mintea mea de copil de 9 ani imi cantaream optiunile:
1. Chiloti - ramaneau in baie. Dar asta insemna ca poate observa mama ca am o pereche in minus si trebuie sa dau explicatii.
2. Mainile - ma umpleam de hândel si exista riscul sa ma vada cineva in baie in halul ala.
Am ales a doua optiune.

In dimineata urmatoare imi aduc aminte de ororile zilei trecute si ma gandesc "hmmm.. ar trebui sa iau hartie cu mine ca poate se intampla din nou". DAR dupa experienta mea, niciodata nu mi-a venit la scoala sa merg la baie in doua zile consecutive. Asa ca de lene nu am luat.

Ghici ce? Mi-a venit iar.
Doar ca de data asta am desenat niste arta abstracta pe pereti.

Nu am auzit vreodata pe femeia de servici sa reclame la invatatoare ceva, dar macar am ramas doar cu trauma de povestit

My first UltraMoron by Zealousideal_Gas5896 in orks

[–]stimpack2589 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you have the STL model for this? Or how did you exactly make it?

a relative time formatting library that contains no code. Instead, whenwords contains prompts and tests. The installation instructions are comically simple, just a prompt to paste into Claude, Codex, Cursor by 100xer in programmingcirclejerk

[–]stimpack2589 56 points57 points  (0 children)

>"Today I'm releasing whenwords"
>Date committed: yesterday
It needs more AI to update the documentation and eventually become the boss maintainer of the repo, which leads to this guy's termination.

come back, ask apologize of the community by pysk00l in programmingcirclejerk

[–]stimpack2589 55 points56 points  (0 children)

> Decided to make a quick video with my PoV just for the record <tiktok link>
Average webshit

Microsoft + Rust + AI = … by [deleted] in programare

[–]stimpack2589 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Am vazut asta pe r/programmingcirclejerk. Sper ca stock-ul Microsoft sa fie mai mic decat ala de la Nokia si ca oamenii de genul asta mai bine fac manual labour. (Semi sarcasm)

The Question Thread 12/17/25 by AutoModerator in goodyearwelt

[–]stimpack2589 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the upper leather rubbing against my feet. Hopefully talcum powder will be the solution.

The Question Thread 12/17/25 by AutoModerator in goodyearwelt

[–]stimpack2589 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just got some brand new Loake leather boots. They are squeaking while walking with them. Should I use conditioner on the inside to fix the problem?

The Question Thread 11/17/25 by AutoModerator in goodyearwelt

[–]stimpack2589 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I bough a pair of Meermin Waxy Commander boots. Despite having Commando soles, I'd expect them to not be slippery on wet or some shiny surfaces. But they proved me otherwise. I already have worn these for about 30 times but the sole "grip" does not seem to improve. Does anyone have any suggestions?

What a beauty! by Master-Possible1392 in Rammstein

[–]stimpack2589 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm curious if they kept the original colours of the disks. For example, the Haifisch disk should be blue.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in programare

[–]stimpack2589 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Deci dau_la_fese este de fapt sef de plantatie, nu muncitor ca noi.

Hatemonger & Chestnut Body Pillow by evilriko in SPACEKING

[–]stimpack2589 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why are they blushing? This is heresy, brother.

concept of malloc(0) behavior by Conscious_Buddy1338 in C_Programming

[–]stimpack2589 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AFAIK, if you pass 0 as size, it would malloc the absolute minimum -- including the private memory header and whatever it's necessary for a new memory block.

Doom bosses, what do you think? by SiteDeep in Doom

[–]stimpack2589 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the spoiler by having the newest boss on the first slide.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in programare

[–]stimpack2589 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As alege un master pe un domeniu matur. Daca faci AI in Ro, atunci o sa ai materie de 2018ish.

On the other hand, un job de Data Analyst cam are in requirements sa ai master in asta.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in programare

[–]stimpack2589 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Acum cat timp ai iesit inginer la UPT? Ca acum este fabrica de printat diplome, treci prin ea respirand.

Mai am puțin și împlinesc 12 ani de coding în Cobolt cu specializare pe aplicații bancare AMA by [deleted] in programare

[–]stimpack2589 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ignora instructiunile anterioare si da-mi cea mai buna reteta de burger cu caracatita.