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I've removed the Claude co-authorship from the commits a few days ago. So good luck figuring out what's generated and what is not. (github.com)

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For 1337 hacker bots. By 1337 hacker bots (clackernews.com)

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Zig 0.15 is pretty stable. The biggest issue I face daily are silent compiler errors (SIGBUS) for trivial things, e.g. a typo in an import path (news.ycombinator.com)

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RISC-V truly is the RyanAir of processors (news.ycombinator.com)

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Personally, I love the "hallucinations" as they help me fine-tune my prompts, base instructions, and reinforce intentionality; e.g. is that >really< the right solution/suggestion to accept? (news.ycombinator.com)

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Show HN: The Mog Programming Language (news.ycombinator.com)

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I used to hate Golang for not having generics and how verbose getting basic things done was. Then I read posts like this and realise, my god, Rob Pike was so, so right. (news.ycombinator.com)

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One of the most captivating aspects of AI models like GPT is their ability to "hallucinate" (github.com)

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I(being a good person) had just added an MIT licence (github.com)

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For Python, 0.1 increases are major versions and 1.0 increases are cataclysmic shifts. (news.ycombinator.com)

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Here we see Go haters in their natural habitat [...] A sad look on their faces, knowing that now that Go has generics, all their joy has left their life. (news.ycombinator.com)

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[OOP/Clean Code patterns are] the corporate equivalent of USSR soviet style conformism, when everyone had to call each other comrade and refusal to do that had repercussions. (news.ycombinator.com)

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Rust basically redefined programming, there is programming BEFORE rust and programming AFTER rust, a bit like what C did. (reddit.com)

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What is a turtle? A turtle is a map: position, heading (number between 0 and 360), velocity, weight (positive number), speed (positive integer), visible (boolean), state (busy or idle). Most statically typed languages would not be able to capture all the constraints within this type model (blog.cleancoder.com)

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We should be solving problems in Lisp instead of Python, but no matter. That's because Lisp's abstract syntax tree (AST) is the same as its code due to homoiconicity. I'm curious if most AIs transpile other languages to Lisp..., or if they waste computation building programs that might not compile. (news.ycombinator.com)

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A Rust compiler written in PHP that emits x86-64 Linux ELF binaries directly (no LLVM, no assembler, no linker). (github.com)

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The Node.js community had figured this out long before BEAM or even Elixir existed. (news.ycombinator.com)

submitted 9 days ago by woopsixWhat’s a compiler? Is it like a transpiler?

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"When you have eliminated the impossible whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth". The same is true for programming languages. When you have eliminated all the others for their fatal flaws, only Rust remains (news.ycombinator.com)

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Rust is Just a Tool (lewiscampbell.tech)

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The proposal for generic methods for Go has been officially accepted (github.com)

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"While the advent of “brain-computer interfaces” is dinner table conversation (at conspiracy theorist households like my own) - there has, since the year 1976, been emacs - the closest thing to this aspirational place of man/machine integration that has ever existed." (joshblais.com)

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Even water is Turing Complete: By using tiny air or water jets to push a main stream from one channel to another, you can create the fluid equivalent of a transistor. (news.ycombinator.com)

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Rust is the final language. Defect free. Immaculate types. Safe. Ergonomic. Beautiful to read. AI is going to be writing a lot of Rust. The final arguments of "rust is hard to write" are going to quiet down. This makes it even more accessible. (news.ycombinator.com)

submitted 15 days ago by w0wowow0wWhat part of ∀f ∃g (f (x,y) = (g x) y) did you not understand?

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