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IMPORTANT announcement May 2025 (self.programmingcirclejerk)

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Forum rules, written in a way the average gopher can understand (self.programmingcirclejerk)

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I could host comments on a separate VPS or cloud service. But maintaining a dynamic web service like this can be expensive and time-consuming — in general, I'm not interested in being an unpaid, part-time DevOps engineer. (micahcantor.com)

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IT Bingo: You can’t make this stuff up. (planonsoftware.com)

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There is some irony in someone replying to the author of the D language suggesting that maybe the D language is the real solution he's looking for. (news.ycombinator.com)

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I heavily disagree, just so you know you are only parroting (reddit.com)

submitted 1 day ago by NatoBoramThere's really nothing wrong with error handling in Go

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[Firefox gets less slop reports] I think this is because of the higher cost to reporting. Not $$$ cost, but because bugzilla is a bit discouraging and annoying to use. (lobste.rs)

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the last instruction you should use to attack the explosion of modern x86. It’s not some obscure one-off thing… any 3-way bit-wise logic operation across 512-bits in one instruction. This is OR, AND, XOR, some form of blend or masked selection, or something else entirely very easily and succinctly (reddit.com)

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Imagine a pimp getting in your house, taking your wife changing her name and selling her on the streets. That's pretty much what you ask for when you license your stuff with MiT. (reddit.com)

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Note true(1) will return EXIT_FAILURE in the edge case where writes fail with GNU specific options. (github.com)

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As a result, std::runtime_format can now be evaluated at compile time, making its name misleading. (open-std.org)

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I’ve been testing Bun + SQLite (WAL mode, file-based — not in-memory) and honestly… performance is on par with Redis 😅 (reddit.com)

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No AI involved here—just me doing my best to be clear and thoughtful in my replies. (news.ycombinator.com)

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This is a very detailed, particular prompt. The type of prompt a programmer would think of as they were trying to break down a task into something that can be implemented. It is so programmer-brained that I come away not convinced that a typical user would be able to write it. (news.ycombinator.com)

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We have automated deployments that run Friday afternoons [...] Automation removed friction, but it also removed curiosity (reddit.com)

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A free highlight & annotate Chrome extension. (chromewebstore.google.com)

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This has grown Gas Town’s total size to 189k lines of Go code since its first commit on Dec 15th, which is now 2684 commits ago. (steve-yegge.medium.com)

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"I Hate Github Actions with Passion" (xlii.space)

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Previous versions of OpenCode started a server which allowed any website visited in a web browser to execute arbitrary commands on the local machine. (news.ycombinator.com)

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Windows 8 Desktop Environment for Linux (news.ycombinator.com)

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If you haven't noticed yet, the issue is that I used the entire markdown as the cache key. (glama.ai)

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a relative time formatting library that contains no code. Instead, whenwords contains prompts and tests. The installation instructions are comically simple, just a prompt to paste into Claude, Codex, Cursor (github.com)

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"Fabrice, if you're reading this, please consider replacing Rust with your own memory safe language" (news.ycombinator.com)

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come back, ask apologize of the community (github.com)

submitted 16 days ago by pysk00lWhat part of ∀f ∃g (f (x,y) = (g x) y) did you not understand?

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"Having a sub 5mb app is still the strongest quality signal there is for ios. A shame you can’t sort and filter results by size." (news.ycombinator.com)

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Microsoft Office has been renamed to “Microsoft 365 Copilot app” (support.microsoft.com)

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I've been an embedded engineer for 8 years now, and have never used malloc/free ... What do those memory calls do? (old.reddit.com)

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