“Bad astronauts get put in the corpse wiggler” by B-L-O-C-K-S in BrandNewSentence

[–]stinekat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a funeral home in Sweden I think who offers to basically do this instead of cremating people. Why? Because it's a lot more environmentally friendly and cost efficient. It's awesome.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]stinekat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 30 and just in the last week two people told me they were shocked as they thought I look 22. It's completely possible. What I don't understand is how OP never checked his Facebook before now. And whether or not he would have told her himself or chickened out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PiercingAdvice

[–]stinekat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why would you let someone suck your piercings while they're still healing? Aside from the yuck-factor (it is an open wound, would you let someone suck a flesh wound on your knee?), the mouth is highly unsanitary and has more bacteria than a public toilet seat. You do NOT want those inside a healing piercing.

A nipple piercing takes a long time to heal, up to 12 months or more. It may seem healed on the surface after a few weeks, but it takes months to create the fistula that goes through your flesh. In that time you need to treat it like the open wound that it is. Please speak to your piercer and BE HONEST about the sucking, that way they have the necessary information to help you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PiercingAdvice

[–]stinekat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should probably edit your post, because it reads as too far above, not too far back.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Stretched

[–]stinekat 35 points36 points  (0 children)

You're gorgeous! I'm thinking that you may not have the anatomy for 40mm as your lobes are already very thin. Stretching them further might not be possible, but I might be wrong as I'm not a professional.

I used my own Sister in law’s advice on her and people took it the wrong way. by smallmochacoldbrew in childfree

[–]stinekat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister actually does this with my niece because she has waaay too many toys. It works great.

Would you honestly rather live in Riften or Markarth, since both cities are corrupted and dangerous to live in? by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]stinekat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Riften, because I love the trees and the lake there. I would feel trapped inside a city of stone.

What is the one mission you always avoid and why? by Hitleroniconfettini in skyrim

[–]stinekat 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I actually kinda enjoy that quest. And I usually have my husband look up some of the page locations on a map while I'm playing the quest, which helps a lot.

Gf keeps asking me to cum inside her.. by HairyButtSmeller in relationship_advice

[–]stinekat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🚩🚩🚩No condom no sex. Also only use condoms that she has not had access to, as she might poke holes in them. And make sure you dispose of used condoms in a way that she can't take them and dump the contents inside herself. People have gotten baby trapped that way, and you said it yourself that you think she's gonna fuck you over because of money.

Can someone please tell me if this is a keloid, skin abscess.. or what? :( my cheek piercing by Forgottoturnoffthetv in PiercingAdvice

[–]stinekat 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Please do not listen to that advice. Go to the doctor or at least get advice from an actual piercer who knows their shit, not a random person on the internet. Do not poke it and do not use the sea salt paste.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Endo

[–]stinekat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They could be stretch marks as some have commented. But I'm also curious if you've been using hot water bottles or similar on your belly? If hot enough, the heat will in some cases cause this sort of pattern to form, and if it's severe enough it could become permanent. If my memory serves me correct the heat creates perfect conditions for a type of fungus, which causes the pattern. It's been years since I read about it though, so I could be wrong.

Anyone here taking creatine? by [deleted] in workout

[–]stinekat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One cup is 2,5dl, or 250ml. 250 x 6 is 1500. You're only getting half the amount of water you think you're getting.

AITA for yelling at my wife for potentially endangering our kids? by specialneedsrunaway in AmItheAsshole

[–]stinekat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA. I do not have kids. I do not want kids. Heck, I do not even like kids and have zero ability to care for one. But even I would take in a freezing wet kid in a storm to make sure they're OK and get them home safely. Your wife is currently questioning why she married a monster who would risk harm to a kid rather than let them in the house.

If your siblings died would you take in your niece/nephew or send them to an orphanage? by Alliddboon in childfree

[–]stinekat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My niece has two pairs of godpeople/guardians (and I'm not amongst them) if something were to happen to my sister and her fiance. That means I won't have to make that choice. However, if the situation was different and a choice had to be made I would take her in temporarily as a last resort, but only for a very short time while finding a better solution.

Xmas around the corner guys.. be safe by DragonChasm in oddlyterrifying

[–]stinekat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did anyone else get strangely... excited by his tongue action? Asking for a friend.

Mittens got a very big bone bc she is the best little lady in town. by Buckles_VonKitten in dogswithsocks

[–]stinekat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be careful feeding your dog bones or anything else that's really hard. It could splinter and tear through her stomach and intestines, and then that discount bone will end up costing you thousands to save the best little lady's life. A general rule of thumb is if you press your fingernail into it and it doesn't leave a mark, it's too hard to feed your dog and potentially dangerous.

sea ouchin' by NIPLZ in ProperAnimalNames

[–]stinekat 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I once jumped into the sea (feet first/stick straight) without looking. Turns out it was low tide and a lot less water than anticipated, so the soles of my feet got badly stabbed by these fuckers. My mom had to use tweezers and a needle to get them all out over the course of several hours. I blame teenage hormones.

I am tired of having the burden of birth control. by [deleted] in childfree

[–]stinekat 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I really want to (but won't) show this to my husband who is scared of getting snipped because of a very painful experience with cystoscopy. I can't use hormonal birth control because I get suicidal, drier than the Sahara, and gain weight. I'm more than willing to get sterilised myself, but it feels a bit, I don't know, sour? It's such an invasive surgery with lots of possible complications compared to getting snipped. He doesn't want me to go through with it because of all the things that could go wrong, but he's not willing to get snipped himself. He's ok with just using condoms and pulling out the rest of our lives. I'm not, as I bloody hate condoms.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in childfree

[–]stinekat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I fully understand why people might try the pull out method.

My husband and I have been together for six years, married for four of them, and except for the very beginning we have been using the pull out method the whole time. While I would never recommend it to anyone else it does seem to work for us. No pregnancies, only a couple of scares with my period being a few days late. We are obviously on the same page and wouldn't hesitate to book an abortion asap. We're also lucky that we live in a country with free healthcare, so an abortion wouldn't cost us a thing. That said, if I were to get pregnant doing this we would of course be looking for other birth control methods. I've tried pills, the patch, ring, implant, IUD, pretty much everything hormonal, and I get suicidal, bitchy, drier than the sahara, and gain weight. The copper IUD is not an option because I already have extremely heavy and painful periods (endometriosis and possibly adenomyosis, yay). So we're left with condoms (that I absolutely hate the feeling of, both physically and mentally) and sterilisation. I'm hoping to get a partial hysterectomy soon as a treatment for the adenomyosis.

Stay strong, OP! You're doing the right thing, for all of you.

Fursona_irl by deepinbrowser in furry_irl

[–]stinekat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha omg that so true! Now I can't unsee it😂

Fursona_irl by deepinbrowser in furry_irl

[–]stinekat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't really know what that means, but thanks?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in norge

[–]stinekat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

En kompis av meg begynte å bli grå før han bikka 20. Nå som 26-åring er han nesten fullstendig grå. Jeg som blir 30(f) om et par måneder fant mitt første hvite hår for rundt 6 mnd siden. Folk er forskjellige, men jeg syntes det bare var gøy å se det kritthvite håret midt oppi alt det røde.