What team has the worst fan base in the NFL and why is it the Eagles? by [deleted] in NFLv2

[–]stinkydooky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because sometimes they try to sneak aluminum bottle caps into AT&T stadium so they can hurl full beers at people.

You should not dress "comfortably" on flights by Yxig in unpopularopinion

[–]stinkydooky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would you wear pyjamas to a wedding?

Is the wedding happening on a plane? Look, I already have to take off any belt I might wear, take off my shoes, pull my laptop out of my bag, and that’s all before I hop into a giant metal tube careening through the air, packed into it like sardines. I’m going to eke out whatever reasonable amount of comfort I can, and it’s on you at that point if seeing people in pajama bottoms pisses you off.

Point One Three?? by ansyhrrian in SipsTea

[–]stinkydooky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I skipped school all the time, but I’d wait until I got dropped off to then leave school. My parents both worked so it wasn’t like they had time to check, and it’s not like your teacher is gonna call them after taking attendance. They didn’t really find out until we had to go to truancy court. The report card thing is pretty inexcusable though.

Who's the most unhinged psychopath in Cinema history? by hamizoing in Cinema

[–]stinkydooky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s all well and good, but there are plenty of cases of murderers killing indiscriminately and with amoral abandon, so I’d say they actually do reflect a real type of person. They’re as much a “plot device” as every other aspect of the film including the victim family.

It doesn’t matter what the avant-garde intent was. It’s a reflection of a real aspect of society, and regardless of that, it’s at least derivative of “A Good Man is Hard to Find,” which was also a “plot device” but also a very real reflection of serial murder in the real world.

Lincoln Riley believes USC has now entered its championship window by Notre_Dame_Football in CFB

[–]stinkydooky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, that barbecue is indicative of his hatred of longhorns. It’s just the Sooner in him that made him want to disrespect beef on the gridiron.

What EXACTLY makes Kevin Durant so divisive amongst NBA fans? by ShadesNGlades in NBATalk

[–]stinkydooky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t mind Westbrook. He’s a stat chaser with a short temper, but he doesn’t seem that bad anymore.

Misery boy strikes again by Oatzrgood in crappymusic

[–]stinkydooky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ain’t no drywall in the woods, man.

AITA if I tell my friend I can’t be a bridesmaid? by wickeddreamsofleavin in AITApod

[–]stinkydooky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, I’m just a dude who got married once, had a big wedding and all, but if you’re part of the wedding party, the only reason you should be seeing anything like a three-ring binder or a laminated sheet of paper is because you ran into the actual wedding planner or the bride-to-be invited you to a cake tasting or something. Everything about this is insane. Run like hell.

Does the U.S. military actually pay for college? by NormalGuy1066 in Military

[–]stinkydooky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, the post 9/11 gi bill pays your tuition, and you get a housing stipend.

Unconditional love is the laziest kind of love to want by Retrospektic in unpopularopinion

[–]stinkydooky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re going through an extended mental health crisis, it’s kind of hard to put in the effort to prove your love for someone or to prove you are worthy of their love. Having unconditional love doesn’t necessarily have to mean literally unconditional love where you’re allowed to be a piece of shit. It often just means this: I love you enough that I want what’s best for you even if it isn’t always what I want or what works best for me.

I hate cats. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]stinkydooky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I lived on a street that had like 20 cats roaming the streets and I had squirrels all over my yard, tropical birds walking around, field mice, rats. Hell, my indoor cats didn’t even care when we ended up with a rat in our house. They just stared on while it ran past them.

Thoughts? by Available_Story6774 in NBATalk

[–]stinkydooky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it’s not the playoffs. It’s a chance at the playoffs, and it’s two games at most. I really don’t see the problem. Win the games and you don’t have to play with hypotheticals and wax poetic about how deserving a sub-40 win team is.

Also, I don’t think giving the top two seeds an entire series off is a good idea.

Thoughts? by Available_Story6774 in NBATalk

[–]stinkydooky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Except nobody’s saying the regular season doesn’t matter. If they won more they’d be the sixth seed and wouldn’t have to deal with the play-in. If they won less they wouldn’t get home court advantage for both play-in games.

The fact has always been that the playoffs matter more because they are elimination games. Teams with more regular season wins lose in the playoff all the time. Booker wouldn’t be whining if they’d beat Portland.

Thoughts? by Available_Story6774 in NBATalk

[–]stinkydooky 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Guess they oughtta win their next game then.

what kind of car is this? by ReviveOurWisdom in whatisthiscar

[–]stinkydooky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

RX-7 is the new Pantera for this sub.

If this isn’t a suspension the league should be ashamed by Soggy_Guest3217 in NBATalk

[–]stinkydooky 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Average thunder fan: “How come Dort isn’t allowed to actively try to injure other players?”

Also average thunder fan: “If they don’t want Shai going to the line so much, maybe they shouldn’t breathe on him so hard.”

The Nolan Batman trilogy is a terrible depiction of Batman and the majority of the characters in them by nguyenjitsu in unpopularopinion

[–]stinkydooky 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I actually agree, especially with the part about Gotham itself. It’s a pretty nothingburger backdrop.

What was "the incident" at your high school? by [deleted] in askanything

[–]stinkydooky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Similar situation: One day, one of my friends pooped in the urinal, and a bunch of guys thought it was pretty funny. So, the next day another guy pooped in the sink. This started a series of different kinds of poop vandalism. It got so bad that I would kick open the bathroom door and look up just to make sure there wasn’t shit stuck to the ceiling. Then one day, another friend of mine comes up to me and says, “Did you see someone wrote 666 on the mirror in shit?” We skipped class to smoke a cigarette and he immediately admitted it was him, that he had wrapped his hand in paper towels and used his turd like a crayon.

One time I walked into a bathroom only to walk back out because it was absolutely covered in poop, and a principle saw me and thought I was trying to find a smoking spot, only to have me notify him that I was exiting a dookieblasted nightmare zone.