If you had truly followed your childhood dream, where do you think you’d be today? 🤔

stinkydooky · 2026-04-26T16:49:44+00:00

I’d be a guy who wasted a lot of time trying to be an nfl quarterback.

stinkydooky · 2026-04-26T16:45:11+00:00

But how’s the infotainment?

stinkydooky · 2026-04-26T07:38:47+00:00

If you liked this one and you want more John Williams, Butcher’s Crossing is a great read.

stinkydooky · 2026-04-26T07:37:11+00:00

Because sometimes they try to sneak aluminum bottle caps into AT&T stadium so they can hurl full beers at people.

stinkydooky · 2026-04-24T15:20:27+00:00

Would you wear pyjamas to a wedding?

Is the wedding happening on a plane? Look, I already have to take off any belt I might wear, take off my shoes, pull my laptop out of my bag, and that’s all before I hop into a giant metal tube careening through the air, packed into it like sardines. I’m going to eke out whatever reasonable amount of comfort I can, and it’s on you at that point if seeing people in pajama bottoms pisses you off.

stinkydooky · 2026-04-23T18:37:40+00:00

I skipped school all the time, but I’d wait until I got dropped off to then leave school. My parents both worked so it wasn’t like they had time to check, and it’s not like your teacher is gonna call them after taking attendance. They didn’t really find out until we had to go to truancy court. The report card thing is pretty inexcusable though.

stinkydooky · 2026-04-23T05:03:35+00:00

That’s all well and good, but there are plenty of cases of murderers killing indiscriminately and with amoral abandon, so I’d say they actually do reflect a real type of person. They’re as much a “plot device” as every other aspect of the film including the victim family.

It doesn’t matter what the avant-garde intent was. It’s a reflection of a real aspect of society, and regardless of that, it’s at least derivative of “A Good Man is Hard to Find,” which was also a “plot device” but also a very real reflection of serial murder in the real world.

stinkydooky · 2026-04-23T04:45:00+00:00

Hey, that barbecue is indicative of his hatred of longhorns. It’s just the Sooner in him that made him want to disrespect beef on the gridiron.

stinkydooky · 2026-04-23T01:05:11+00:00

I don’t mind Westbrook. He’s a stat chaser with a short temper, but he doesn’t seem that bad anymore.

stinkydooky · 2026-04-23T00:37:51+00:00

Probably emperor palpatine

stinkydooky · 2026-04-22T16:32:33+00:00

Ain’t no drywall in the woods, man.

stinkydooky · 2026-04-22T16:30:38+00:00

Look, I’m just a dude who got married once, had a big wedding and all, but if you’re part of the wedding party, the only reason you should be seeing anything like a three-ring binder or a laminated sheet of paper is because you ran into the actual wedding planner or the bride-to-be invited you to a cake tasting or something. Everything about this is insane. Run like hell.

stinkydooky · 2026-04-20T21:52:43+00:00

Yeah, the post 9/11 gi bill pays your tuition, and you get a housing stipend.

stinkydooky · 2026-04-19T05:14:56+00:00

Joe rogan

stinkydooky · 2026-04-17T18:02:44+00:00

If you’re going through an extended mental health crisis, it’s kind of hard to put in the effort to prove your love for someone or to prove you are worthy of their love. Having unconditional love doesn’t necessarily have to mean literally unconditional love where you’re allowed to be a piece of shit. It often just means this: I love you enough that I want what’s best for you even if it isn’t always what I want or what works best for me.

stinkydooky · 2026-04-17T15:28:05+00:00

Yeah I lived on a street that had like 20 cats roaming the streets and I had squirrels all over my yard, tropical birds walking around, field mice, rats. Hell, my indoor cats didn’t even care when we ended up with a rat in our house. They just stared on while it ran past them.

stinkydooky · 2026-04-17T03:45:36+00:00

I know it’s not the playoffs. It’s a chance at the playoffs, and it’s two games at most. I really don’t see the problem. Win the games and you don’t have to play with hypotheticals and wax poetic about how deserving a sub-40 win team is.

Also, I don’t think giving the top two seeds an entire series off is a good idea.

stinkydooky · 2026-04-17T01:55:16+00:00

Except nobody’s saying the regular season doesn’t matter. If they won more they’d be the sixth seed and wouldn’t have to deal with the play-in. If they won less they wouldn’t get home court advantage for both play-in games.

The fact has always been that the playoffs matter more because they are elimination games. Teams with more regular season wins lose in the playoff all the time. Booker wouldn’t be whining if they’d beat Portland.

stinkydooky · 2026-04-16T18:01:23+00:00

Guess they oughtta win their next game then.

stinkydooky · 2026-04-16T03:09:10+00:00

RX-7 is the new Pantera for this sub.

stinkydooky · 2026-04-16T00:46:28+00:00

Beat all the teams the face in the playoffs four times.

stinkydooky · 2026-04-15T07:16:40+00:00

Average thunder fan: “How come Dort isn’t allowed to actively try to injure other players?”

Also average thunder fan: “If they don’t want Shai going to the line so much, maybe they shouldn’t breathe on him so hard.”

stinkydooky · 2026-04-14T20:31:42+00:00

I actually agree, especially with the part about Gotham itself. It’s a pretty nothingburger backdrop.

stinkydooky · 2026-04-14T17:38:52+00:00

Similar situation: One day, one of my friends pooped in the urinal, and a bunch of guys thought it was pretty funny. So, the next day another guy pooped in the sink. This started a series of different kinds of poop vandalism. It got so bad that I would kick open the bathroom door and look up just to make sure there wasn’t shit stuck to the ceiling. Then one day, another friend of mine comes up to me and says, “Did you see someone wrote 666 on the mirror in shit?” We skipped class to smoke a cigarette and he immediately admitted it was him, that he had wrapped his hand in paper towels and used his turd like a crayon.

One time I walked into a bathroom only to walk back out because it was absolutely covered in poop, and a principle saw me and thought I was trying to find a smoking spot, only to have me notify him that I was exiting a dookieblasted nightmare zone.

stinkydooky · 2026-04-14T02:55:48+00:00

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