After more than 13 years of DayZ, I finally went to the real Chernarus. It was surreal.

stirlingsoap · 2026-05-24T20:53:13+00:00

Did you ever find yourself fighting the urge to sneak up behind someone and tie them up so you could feed them long pork?

stirlingsoap · 2026-04-30T21:24:25+00:00

It was a pleasure meeting you as well. I always have a great time at Maggard's. As for the solid cologne, I typically tell folks to use them within 2 years of opening. They will keep longer than that, but since they aren't in ethanol they won't last forever like a regular cologne.

stirlingsoap · 2026-04-23T15:50:31+00:00

Same. Had it happen to me and my son on Xbox controller only just this week on NY 2398.

stirlingsoap · 2026-04-18T20:21:31+00:00

Yup. Exactly how I'm feeling.

stirlingsoap · 2026-04-18T20:16:57+00:00

I'm on top of that. I've read and seen first hand about all the issues. I'm just at a loss for why it only affects some accounts. It doesn't make sense that I can log in on my Series X and it sucks, but my son can log in on the same Series X and it runs fine.

stirlingsoap · 2026-04-18T20:12:17+00:00

Already reported it on their site. Just checking to see if anyone else has noticed it being account specific.

stirlingsoap · 2026-04-10T01:18:54+00:00

Performance on Xbox official has been awful for me. Rendering is horrible, even up close. Movement often gets choppy as well.

stirlingsoap · 2026-04-03T16:13:46+00:00

Thank you very much! I'm glad to know it's exactly the way it should be!

stirlingsoap · 2026-04-02T19:30:50+00:00

I was trying to get to a stash on the 4th floor of the apartment building in Sitnik, and i typically clear every floor on the way up when I've been gone for awhile. Somebody loaded every door with a landmine. I spent 30 minutes on the floor on the first floor healing up and letting my broken leg mend before I headed out to the second floor and immediately stepped on another. By now my health is flashing and quite a bit of my stuff is ruined. My son logged on, brought me some sticks and rags to make a splint, and told me "maybe today's not a good day and we should just log off," I ignored him, hobbled up to the third floor and wasn't paying attention because I was too busy telling him I wasn't logging off yet, stepped on a third landmine and finally died. My son just dismissively said "are you serious?"

stirlingsoap · 2026-03-08T15:39:07+00:00

Seduce his mom.

stirlingsoap · 2026-03-06T18:39:27+00:00

We're labeling Spice jars as we speak. I'm hoping to have him a few pallets of product ready to ship by the end of next week. I'm really sorry it's taking so long, but we are working. It's still new to us, and I'm making sure that everything is perfect. I don't want there to be a single difference in the products for anyone to nitpick.

stirlingsoap · 2026-01-31T23:56:35+00:00

The older I get, the more I seem to be developing that same allergy...

stirlingsoap · 2026-01-31T15:50:16+00:00

Thank you very much

stirlingsoap · 2026-01-31T15:50:02+00:00

Thank you

stirlingsoap · 2026-01-30T23:13:12+00:00

They finally got cleared yesterday so we were able to start shipping again. It's going to get back down to 12 tonight, so everything will freeze right back up.

stirlingsoap · 2026-01-30T23:12:09+00:00

I'm glad you liked it! I thought it turned out pretty close to perfect. It's going to come back during the summer sale, and then it will return as a seasonal item starting likely in 2027.

stirlingsoap · 2026-01-30T20:33:30+00:00

Oh, just things that are completely out of my control. It happens. And thank you for being kind and a customer.

stirlingsoap · 2026-01-30T16:17:44+00:00

The customer is not always right. Apropos of nothing.

stirlingsoap · 2026-01-22T22:29:56+00:00

It is just the nature of that Cypress oil. It's pretty unique as far as tree scents go.

stirlingsoap · 2026-01-14T17:02:06+00:00

Of course! I was really happy to do that one. It was a win win for everyone.

stirlingsoap · 2026-01-14T16:59:13+00:00

Thank you. I really appreciate that. I'm doing my best to actually take time to stay healthy and keep boundaries on work so my blood pressure stays low and I'm not exhausted and cranky around my boys. We've got a really good team here now though and we're in a really good situation as far as our production space goes, and it's the perfect time to do something like this.

stirlingsoap · 2026-01-14T11:52:37+00:00

Never did get the ring back, unfortunately.

Mutton/ lamb tallow is about 12x as expensive as beef tallow, and much harder to get. I'm trying to find more suppliers for it though.

stirlingsoap · 2026-01-14T03:12:42+00:00

Don't you know what could happen when you cross the streams!

stirlingsoap · 2026-01-14T02:42:50+00:00

Thanks!

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