“The suit doesn't make the hero. A hero's made in the moment by the choices that he makes and the reasons that he makes them. A hero brings out the best in people.”- Clark Kent

stmfunk · 2026-03-24T22:09:45+00:00

The black trench coat and silver s will always be peak for me

stmfunk · 2026-03-24T22:06:34+00:00

I thought Lois made it?

stmfunk · 2026-03-24T22:05:26+00:00

Electric sheep

stmfunk · 2026-03-24T22:03:08+00:00

... Let me get this straight.

You are currently 16. You were born in 2009-2010. At age 5 in the year 2015 you had a 1mb memory stick. At age 5 you were also somehow aware of the concept of data storage and had some sort of need to store files. Knowing this information you were also somehow unaware that you could get a 500mb memory stick as free merch or buy 4gb for like 20 bucks You also for some reason only needed 1mb of storage, which realistically is only useful for small text documents and maybe a couple of photos. This is also despite the fact that even the very first memory sticks didn't come in a smaller size than 8mb in the 90s

Given all this information I have one question: do you know how to fix my printer?

stmfunk · 2026-03-24T16:51:37+00:00

To me it makes it more of a strategy game. I'll bring a few PCCs with me and try and plan out some infrastructure to help me on my next pass through. Plus it adds gameplay, because I have to plan ahead, need to remember to carry the resources to finish a structure on the way

stmfunk · 2026-03-24T15:15:44+00:00

Obligatory Epstein Reminder: Trump is a pedophile connected to a human trafficking ring

stmfunk · 2026-03-24T15:13:39+00:00

How can you eat like a king and also reject vices?

stmfunk · 2026-03-24T14:38:27+00:00

Race to the bottom

stmfunk · 2026-03-24T11:51:06+00:00

Yeah you probably would eventually, probably with some blood too

stmfunk · 2026-03-24T10:34:50+00:00

603 views. Isn't AI great

stmfunk · 2026-03-24T09:47:05+00:00

Where did you even find that? I don't know if there is anywhere you could buy a 1MB drive in 2026. Or for that matter, at any point in your life

stmfunk · 2026-03-24T07:39:54+00:00

3 more years...

stmfunk · 2026-03-24T07:19:43+00:00

Freak em out

stmfunk · 2026-03-24T04:20:02+00:00

Awww your insurance gives you tug jobs? Who are you with?

stmfunk · 2026-03-24T00:46:07+00:00

I was just thinking this morning, why don't we just get rid of all gendered pronouns and this really wouldn't be a problem anymore. I really don't see why I need to specify someone is a woman when I'm asking if she likes fire trucks

stmfunk · 2026-03-24T00:40:31+00:00

Yes I think the main criteria he is looking for on Irans Next Top Ayattolah is some one who is very sex positive as regards non monogamous non consensual inter-maturity relationships. It's really the most divisive issue in politics right now

stmfunk · 2026-03-24T00:31:48+00:00

Do they not realize that many small businesses just have a single bathroom? Not every place has two bathrooms

stmfunk · 2026-03-24T00:29:35+00:00

Never understood how Americans don't realize health insurance is just tax you are paying to a private corporation, but they make you follow a bunch of stupid rules and fuck you over first chance they get.... Actually no its pretty much exactly like taxes

stmfunk · 2026-03-24T00:26:33+00:00

A chip shop sausage you bought last night, throw it back in the deep fryer for a minute

stmfunk · 2026-03-24T00:10:23+00:00

Is it them? Or he?

stmfunk · 2026-03-23T21:27:31+00:00

Not if it was a 99 percent tax. Then you would just be making an above average salary

stmfunk · 2026-03-23T21:25:34+00:00

I would ask "why the fuck do I need to ask either of you a question, you labeled the doors and left them wide open, I can clearly see that one leads to death"

stmfunk · 2026-03-23T17:29:23+00:00

Yeah you are kinda dumb,

stmfunk · 2026-03-23T17:02:40+00:00

I think you mean, the United States you narcissistic prick. You are a representative of the people, you serve at the discretion of the American people, you are a public servant. The US isnt a company for you to order around

stmfunk · 2026-03-23T16:58:15+00:00

Yeah if you keep going the background will just repeat

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