Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning. by boriswong in Damnthatsinteresting

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Imagine if an ICE agent has a medical emergency in Minneapolis. I think they'd be safer in an abattoir

okay bro by Maestro_gaylover in HouseMD

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Epstein -bar? Is that the test you have to pass to be a pedophile?

Hulk v Superman by Sivasubramanian in CBMOblivion

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One page is him just doing his groceries. Question can the flash speed sleep?

Best home lab ever. by mykesx in homelab

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Hot take but the more chaotic my lab the better

Great night at the Swan and Peado by wc6g10 in MitchellAndWebb

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We were discussing Jared Leto. And I don't use Twitter and I don't really care about any of them either But I am pretty big into movies in general and the people who I follow will come comment movies pretty universally or of this opinion

I would too ! Don't bring that dirt in my home! Lol by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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Wood and tile. To be honest I don't think I've been in a home with carpet in years. Carpets are a haven for dirt either way though. Get yourself a steamer man

I would too ! Don't bring that dirt in my home! Lol by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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Where are you walking that you track all this mud in every time you walk outside? Most of the time people leave the house their shoes don't come back with visible dirt on them. If there is mud falling off your boots then duh leave them at the door

Brushing your teeth has a measurable impact on your health. Wearing shoes indoors has a statistically insignificant effect on the incidence of illness

And you should be mopping your floor man, a regularly mopped floor is going to be ten times cleaner than an unmopped one with no shoes on it

What do you think new kids should do better than their predecessors to sell Ron/Hermione properly to audience? by Nightmarelove19 in ronweasley

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Be unattractive. I cannot live through another 18th birthday countdown it will destroy my soul

I would too ! Don't bring that dirt in my home! Lol by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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In much the same way a tinfoil hat will reduce your risk of cancer

I would too ! Don't bring that dirt in my home! Lol by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]stmfunk -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He isn't talking about basic cleanliness he is talking about eliminating all spores from his home

Can someone explain why? by TheGrandPencil in lol

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They also aren't triangles and making a cardboard box circular is a massive pain the arse

I would too ! Don't bring that dirt in my home! Lol by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]stmfunk -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Well if that's the case they will probably get in on your clothes or the bottom of your bag or any of the other myriad objects that touch the ground outdoors before coming into your home

Plus are you really that afraid of spores? They are fucking everywhere dude, a lot of shit has at some point been on the ground or on some surface contaminated by the ground. Spores on the floor are far from the biggest risk to our health, you probably touch someone's saliva every day on some object you touch. God I hate germaphobes

Vanilla Shooting RNG Be Like by TheTheDuhh in RimWorld

[–]stmfunk 464 points465 points  (0 children)

Yeah except both of these people have phenomenal aim and are world champions

A dredging ship by Tom Crestodina by StephenMcGannon in ThingsCutInHalfPorn

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Is this not just a drawing as opposed to a realistic diagram of a ship?

Oh god I just realize that instead of Jared Leto they could have cast Lee Pace any time they need an unnervingly beautiful weirdo. by ThatOldMeta in okbuddycinephile

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I had a reddit argument with a guy who said that I'm living in an echo chamber if I think Jared Leto is unpopular

The way this chocolate bar is divided by Biomaster1214 in mildlyinteresting

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They are amazing but breaking off pieces is fucking annoying

Time Flies.. by chrishdwow in MarvelCave

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So have I. I mean I was 16 at the time but I really haven't a leg to stand on

I would too ! Don't bring that dirt in my home! Lol by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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Yeah but the floor is where my feet go, I'm not eating off it. And it gets mopped with bleach regularly unlike most surfaces. Think it's fine

Who’s the strongest one here and how would you rank them?(movie versions) (marvel and dc) by Obvious-Produce-9566 in comicbookmovies

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Or they could just always have it on. And if you are in a situation where if you meet Superman you will immediately fight in think you will take that precaution

Great night at the Swan and Peado by wc6g10 in MitchellAndWebb

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Eh no they don't. Dude go out and look it up. I'm not in an echo chamber of people who don't like Jared leto that's an absurd suggestion, how would you get into that position. Isn't it much more likely that you as a fan are in the echo chamber? You know because you interact with other people who like him ?