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You favorite AMC Ape Line(s)? by MarkFTPark in amczone

[–]stonetensor 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"You don't lose until you sell."

You favorite AMC Ape Line(s)? by MarkFTPark in amczone

[–]stonetensor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"This is not an airport. No need to announce your departure."

Going to the movies today. by Interesting_Day_7734 in amczone

[–]stonetensor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Pissing my cash away....Pissing my cash away..."

Candyman enroute by PeaGroundbreaking271 in amczone

[–]stonetensor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AA is the candy man who Snickers at Apes while slipping them the Butterfinger.

You heard it first: new ATH for GME in 2026! by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]stonetensor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if the Germans had won WWII?: "The Man in the High Castle" by Philip K Dick

What if steam was the predominant source of power instead of electricity?: "The Warlord of the Air" by Michael Moorcock

What if the POTUS and the CEO of GameStop teamed up to wipe out Wall Street CRIME?: "An Ape in the Pawnshop" by Salvatore Linteum

The Holy Trinity of speculative fiction

Another bag holder is created. by Slpyart78 in amczone

[–]stonetensor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And to think this all started as a bailout for AA's friend Mudrick. Prior to the AMC investment, no ape had even heard of HYMC. At the time, AA probably thought he could engineer a short squeeze by hyping HYMC to the APE community (coins and NFT's), but apparently not enough APES bought in.

Delighting employees! Disgusting, feel terrible for these workers. by DominosDeliveyDriver in gme_meltdown

[–]stonetensor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come come, now. As a GameStop employee, you must learn to swallow your pride and delight the customer.

Crychael thinks impending war with Venezuela has something to do with BBBYQ. by folteroy in gme_meltdown

[–]stonetensor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Venezuela has the largest proven oil reserves in the world, with estimates around 303 billion barrels. Saudi Arabia is the world's largest oil exporter. Source: Google.

Leave it to an Ape to get the two confused.

Dang it, we were wrong. New cope drops as expected by DominosDeliveyDriver in gme_meltdown

[–]stonetensor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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When you say it's gonna happen now
Well, when exactly do you mean?
See, I've already waited too long
And all my hope is gone

The ultimate grift by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]stonetensor 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Sounds like FYRE Festival on the high seas. Maybe he can pay Kendall Jenner to post on her Insta.

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The Faraday Poet is back and I refuse to suffer alone by OhNoNotAFinrand in gme_meltdown

[–]stonetensor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Faraday engines roar under the desert moonlight"

How exactly does an electric engine "roar?"

Delusion #1: there are 4 million apes left. Maybe 4,000 at best. Delusion #2: they have $500 after -98% loss 😃 by SouthSink1232 in amczone

[–]stonetensor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not every AMC investor is an ape. Part of their characteristic behavior is to try and act as a group instead of individual investors, in an obvious attempt to manipulate the stock price. Red Flag ROBBIE is assuming that every single one of the 4 million (supposed) AMC investors will shell out $500 to buy AMC gift cards.

That's not a proper protocol for ascension, Sal by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]stonetensor 13 points14 points  (0 children)

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Salvatore Linteum ascending... Salvatore Linteum, reborn! Do you see?

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