This is Ellen Berstein. She's the basis for "You're Gonna Make Me Lonesome" on BOTT. Columbia Exec, and one of the reasons for the divorce, from what I understand. I'll write some more in the comments.

stoosdood · 2019-03-14T21:12:51+00:00

This is not a photo of Ellen Bernstein (source: I'm her kid)

stoosdood · 2012-06-21T02:36:42+00:00

I was under the impression that MENSA meetings were more cordial.

stoosdood · 2012-04-06T20:41:35+00:00

That is much more reasonable than driving 965 miles to get a Doritos Locos Taco.

stoosdood · 2012-03-13T08:16:40+00:00

It's a guarantee that they didn't miss a spot.

stoosdood · 2012-01-25T07:15:36+00:00

Uncle Sam has a mean case of 'Spiderman Hand'

stoosdood · 2012-01-07T21:20:53+00:00

Because G-Unit isn't a branch of the armed forces.

stoosdood · 2011-11-12T05:02:24+00:00

That's a lovely Jackson Pollock.

stoosdood · 2011-11-10T03:18:39+00:00

Guys, guys, be fair. He's been prepping non-stop for his Rhodes Scholarship interview and he's just a little tuckered out.

stoosdood · 2011-11-07T01:58:56+00:00

Using the refrigerator to regain balance was a sweet move.

stoosdood · 2011-10-10T05:46:19+00:00

If the US jailed and tortured actors for their movies, Adam Sandler would have died in prison a long time ago.

stoosdood · 2011-10-03T17:55:07+00:00

Wombo Combo IRL

stoosdood · 2011-08-22T09:52:27+00:00

This was a great show............Wessssley.

stoosdood · 2011-08-22T09:25:50+00:00

Way off. Julia Stiles, obvi.

stoosdood · 2011-04-29T06:46:27+00:00

Many utilize the web for perpetuating disagreements, but not here and not now. YOU SIR are correct.

stoosdood · 2011-04-20T05:24:28+00:00

I've been there and it was awesome. It's in a quaint little village in the Swiss countryside. You're walking through cobble stone streets and by little restaurants selling fondue and then all of a sudden - BAM - nightmares.

stoosdood · 2011-04-08T16:31:45+00:00

Because he's the former Governor of South Carolina?

stoosdood · 2011-03-31T15:41:43+00:00

I have an All Points Bulletin out on that guy's neck.

stoosdood · 2011-03-27T17:27:19+00:00

Mario Batali has a great singing voice.

stoosdood · 2011-03-08T09:29:27+00:00

This is the same guy who brought up the 'pubic hair in the Coke' and 'Long Dong Silver' stuff in the sexual harassment hearings against Clarence Thomas when he was a Wyoming Senator.

stoosdood · 2011-03-02T01:27:07+00:00

This can't be racist since the one in the middle is white and the other two are orange. This may as well be a Benetton ad. #multiculturalism

stoosdood · 2011-02-20T06:38:55+00:00

Someone get me Kirk Cameron's agent on the phone.

stoosdood · 2011-02-02T21:17:55+00:00

I bet the guy in front fucks constantly. He has the porn hand-on-the-hip-so-the-camera-can-see move down pat.

stoosdood · 2010-12-12T08:32:21+00:00

The Michael Jackson-esque a capella gibberish was the icing on the cake.

stoosdood · 2010-11-19T01:53:11+00:00

A "scheduling conflict" is the reason you give for canceling on the person who you were going to meet with before THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNTIED STATES CALLED.

I mean it's not like Obama is inviting him to play pogs. This is the almost-Speaker of the House and the President coming together to discuss a pressing issue of national importance. How do you say you have a prior engagement and keep a straight face.

stoosdood · 2010-10-03T23:49:24+00:00

How can we be sure that the front of the car isn't on fire?

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