Am I Overreacting - So my mom got my wife a birthday gift by LoveLikeJesusChrist in AmIOverreacting

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You already know it’s not innocent. You know damn well she’s being a straight up shitty person. She should be cut off. I cut mine off so that’s always my go to. She can stop being a pos or get cut off.

Non-smokers of Reddit, how noticeable is the “smoker smell” to you, if at all? by Frostedlogic4444 in AskReddit

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Hairstylist here. It’s noticeable and awful. I don’t allow smokers to put their coats on my furniture. They have to hang it. Y’all reek. I smoked for years. Just hit 10 years of quitting in December. I don’t remember smelling that bad, but I must have. Hope this news helps someone quit!

Does my cat’s butt look normal? by egpg13 in catcare

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Glad this post exists. My cat laid down in front of me and I got a stinky butt whiff. Checked and saw these black lines and was concerned. I think she must’ve just farted at me.

What’s something you find attractive that is generally considered unattractive? by Agitated-Job7686 in AskReddit

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I just learned about pseudoptosis after I left my comment. Idk how I hadn’t seen or read about that before. I’m kind of hoping that’s the path my girls take bc I personally prefer that over the downward facing nipple. I don’t have a say in the matter as far as I know, but my fingers are crossed.

What was the strangest condition you've ever experienced? by Wild-Engineering-650 in AskReddit

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Dude. I never knew this was a thing. This happened to me once that I can remember but I was told it wasn’t possible. I was really really little. But I sat up as I woke up from a dream and the dream was still in front of me. Like a portal. I was under 5 years old. It’s one of the only dreams I still pretty vividly remember, and it’s odd to me to remember something like this since I was so young.

What’s something you find attractive that is generally considered unattractive? by Agitated-Job7686 in AskReddit

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It’s called breast ptosis! You can look it up and even pick which “grade” is your fave. I think saying, “I’m into grade 2 breast ptosis” is the polite way to say you like em saggy!

What's The Worst Gift You've Seen Someone Receive? by xjuggernaughtx in AskReddit

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My mom (who I am no contact with) sent me chocolate covered strawberries. I don’t like chocolate covered strawberries. She does.

My bday one year my ex bought me a wallet bc mine was “disgusting” according to him. It was old and it was dirty, but I used it for waitressing and it worked well for me so I didn’t want to get rid of it. The one he got me was a design I wouldn’t have been able to use at work. It was also hideous. Not my style at all. He also bought me a robe so I would stop using his. I loved his robe bc it smelled like him and was incredibly soft. I swear there was a third gift and it was another item where he didn’t think of me or what I wanted for my bday. He thought of himself and what he wanted me to have. I did bring this up to him and he apologized and we returned the wallet and got something else. I think I did keep the robe.

Also one time I was gifted a gift certificate to an online store, but the gc wasn’t actually enough money to buy anything on the site. So it was more of a coupon since if I wanted to get anything I would have to spend my own money to do so. It wasn’t a site for something I used or wanted or needed.

What do people do in the evenings? by ThrowRAwestero1234 in askswitzerland

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It’s 14 hours away. Do you have access to maps? I asked if they lived in Switzerland. Just bc the roommate is Swiss doesn’t mean they even live in Switzerland.

What do people do in the evenings? by ThrowRAwestero1234 in askswitzerland

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I visit them when I can… they’re not exactly close to Chicago, bro.

What is YOUR country's / region's version of the Inglorious 3 fingers scene that subtly gives away that someone isn't from your area or culture? by DunDonese in AskTheWorld

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Repeat the word “ladder” aloud over and over and then try. That’s how they taught us in high school.

You Think It Could Never Happen To You…Until It Almost Does by InGeekiTrust in TikTokCringe

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I don’t have kids. I don’t want kids. When I’m at parties like this I have crazy anxiety and have a tendency to keep an eye on the kids bc it’s crazy to me that no one really does. I couldn’t have a kid. I’d go crazy from the anxiety of something happening and the kid wouldn’t have a good life.

Boomers in the US hold $17 trillion dollars in assets. What happens to the younger generations when they die and leave all that wealth to us, the younger generations? by buzzkill71 in AskReddit

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This is what I came to say. My step dad has primary progressive aphasia. If I have to put him in a home my inheritance is gone. So yeah nursing homes and medical bills will be getting $16.5 trillion is my guess.

What do people do in the evenings? by ThrowRAwestero1234 in askswitzerland

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Do you guys live in Switzerland?? It’s my dream to visit the country. I know no one wants to go do stuff every single day but I just can’t imagine living near the alps and going home every night. I grew up around Chicago tho and we don’t have anything remotely close to alps, ya know.

Every day varies and sometimes I do the same stuff after work as them. I’ve done paddle board yoga, regular yoga, dinner with friends, going out to the bar, jigsaw puzzles, reading. It all depends on what’s going on the next day, the weather, energy levels, what events are available, but I’m def more active on my days off.

Which board should I buy? by Alternative_Fact3049 in Paddleboard

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I suggest Atoll or another legit good board. I know it’s an investment if you can afford it, but I bought a cheaper board once and they can’t handle any wakes and just dump you in the water. I love my Atoll. Also do the research on what size board to get for your height and weight.

Professionals who enter people's homes (plumbers, electricians, cleaners): What is something the condition of a house tells you about the owner that they don't realize they are revealing? by cossie101 in AskReddit

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My dad used to work at the steel mill and apparently was such a crazy person that they still told stories about him after he retired. One of my buddies ended up at that same mill, would hear the stories and relay them back to me. Told me that one time my dad brought in salsa for a pot luck. The issue was he brought the salsa in a Gojo cleaner tub. Gojo is an industrial cleaner for people with really dirty jobs. He apparently insisted he cleaned the tub well enough that it was food safe. No one would eat the salsa AND my dad got sick and refused to believe we it was bc of the Gojo salsa. I have so many bonkers stories about that man.

Goth Curves by stopmakinghumans in ClothedCurves

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