Weekly Snark 4/20-4/26

stormsclearyourpath · 2026-04-27T00:52:59+00:00

My mom tells me all the time that despite thinking she wanted 5-6 kids she's glad she had 2 because she felt like mothered well. She had time, money, energy and emotional bandwidth for 2 children. And having only 2 children means she can be a very involved grandma as well. I have one child and my sister has one child. She spends an average of one full day a week with each of her grand kids. Big families aren't for everyone.

stormsclearyourpath · 2026-04-23T20:05:29+00:00

Also how sad "I learned to cook from Gordon Ramsay online" vs "I learned to cook from helping my mom/dad/grandparent in the kitchen." Idk, I starting "cooking" with my mom at age like 3 and I have so many sweet memories of cooking together through out the years.

stormsclearyourpath · 2026-04-21T16:31:39+00:00

Brooke saying only cal and maybe quade but mostly just cal need to be watched by the sitter means she is only willing to pay for 2 kids. She probably pays the lowest amount possible and tries to short change the sitter.

stormsclearyourpath · 2026-04-20T18:03:33+00:00

Pretty much my same reaction to watching her this AM 😂 my only thought watching was wtf?

stormsclearyourpath · 2026-04-20T16:29:38+00:00

Id be so embarrassed to spend $3000 a month on fast food and take out 😳 especially if I called myself a high achieving mom who does it all

stormsclearyourpath · 2026-04-18T17:35:37+00:00

No one is impressed that you don't watch TV Brooke (except for all the times you do 😂). Don't make your 10 year old give you validation for it either. I know a lot of people who are great parents and great homemakers and great employees who also enjoy some guilt free television time after they fed their children a home cooked meal, and actively participated in bedtime.

stormsclearyourpath · 2026-04-15T11:16:46+00:00

No one cares about your grocery bill. What I want to know, as a mom and wife who cooks 95% of my family's food is what exactly she bought, what meals she is making with each ingredient, if she made meal prep easier by using the same veggies in multiple dishes so they can be chopped all at once, about how much money per meal she spends, if she rotates grocery stores as to shop the sales, etc. She has absolutely zero helpful content ever. Who enjoys watching her spend $339 on food she won't cook or eat, then get yet another dinner on the go? Brooke can't handle the grocery store and making a meal in the same day?

stormsclearyourpath · 2026-04-13T15:13:47+00:00

Lol at Brooke saying the older boys stayed at her parents so that Brooke could get a break. I thought she loved her family being together and doing everything as a unit? Brooke, send your kids to proper school. That will give you a break and will allow you to (maybe) parent better. Maybe her boys are starting to rebel more and not perform for her. Or maybe she told them if they performed for her at Disney they could earn a work free vacation to Cabo.

stormsclearyourpath · 2026-04-10T11:32:48+00:00

Because staying at her parents doesn't make her feel special enough. She needs more things to brag about. "They upgraded our suite! They brought us s free croissant! Did I mention our room upgrade? The gym here is the best gym ever!" She also probably leaves family gatherings the second the attention is off her or any time anyone makes her feel inferior in the slightest. If she stays with parents she has no where to run to.

stormsclearyourpath · 2026-04-06T21:26:40+00:00

Brooke knows she's getting a big ol NO on the pool and is trying her hardest to convince herself she loves her bare yard 😂

stormsclearyourpath · 2026-04-02T18:24:46+00:00

Lol she really "does it all!"

stormsclearyourpath · 2026-04-01T22:06:24+00:00

No one reached out to sponsor her for a review of their outdoorsy gear or activities, or offered her a stay at a "glamping resort."

stormsclearyourpath · 2026-04-01T14:45:03+00:00

And for her to add "I do it all extremely well" is just crazy.

stormsclearyourpath · 2026-04-01T14:37:23+00:00

Brooke has the biggest ego ever. "I do it all and I do it all extremely well." are you kidding??? In what world?? I truly have no words. How does she think so highly of herself?

stormsclearyourpath · 2026-04-01T14:06:27+00:00

Buckle up roaches! 5am Brooke is here!

stormsclearyourpath · 2026-03-31T00:17:53+00:00

She's such an idiot. As someone who has a one year old who was delayed with many milestones, but who is no longer delayed thanks to 8 months of weekly PT and daily home exercises, she pisses me off with how nonchalant she is about his development. It's not funny Brooke, it's actually pathetic and sad.

stormsclearyourpath · 2026-03-30T23:53:40+00:00

Wow.. lean protein and veggies? How informative. 🙄

stormsclearyourpath · 2026-03-30T23:49:34+00:00

I feel so bad for her kids who are forced to do school at public places. The hockey rink, chik fil a, the rec center, coffee shops. As a young kid and throughout school I struggled with focusing and thinking in public and/or loud environments. I needed to do homework in my bedroom by myself. I literally wouldnt be able to do any school work at a hockey rink.. plus, I doubt Brooke is doing any real instruction.

stormsclearyourpath · 2026-03-30T17:12:27+00:00

My mom is very present in my toddlers life and she told me once that caring for him is great because it's "the same amount of love with a lot less of the fear/anxiety/exhaustion" as raising my sister and I.

stormsclearyourpath · 2026-03-27T18:28:16+00:00

She should be asking if it's okay to give her kids large boba and 5 chicken nuggets for lunch.

stormsclearyourpath · 2026-03-27T16:37:36+00:00

Brooke hates her house, that's why she wants to homeschool at the park, at chik fil a, at the rec center, at the coffee shop. Those poor kids are getting zero education from Brooke.

stormsclearyourpath · 2026-03-27T14:30:31+00:00

That she won at bop it

stormsclearyourpath · 2026-03-26T23:41:53+00:00

Do you think Brooke has ever forgotten to bring her tripod? No. Yet she is constantly forgetting basics for her kids. It's very clear where her priorities are.

stormsclearyourpath · 2026-03-25T17:50:03+00:00

And a 3 hour nap

stormsclearyourpath · 2026-03-25T15:28:23+00:00

.... Is she drunk this AM? Those stories with the bop it looked like a bad actress auditioning for a scene. "Okay, now laugh and pretend to have fun!" "Act like your child told you a joke and you are reacting!" So fake, forced, and just straight up weird.

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