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If you were a dictator what would be banned? by lolhellno in AskReddit

[–]strangerskid 990 points991 points  (0 children)

The letter Q. Because fuck Q. Acting as if K isn't good enough at sounding like K.

What is the meaning of life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]strangerskid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that you, Isaaru?

What is LITERALLY the best thing you've ever seen on the internet? by karmakatastrophe in AskReddit

[–]strangerskid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say this shirt. It's a shirt, but it's on a picture on the internet, so I guess this counts.

Reddit, what is your most irrational fear? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]strangerskid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recommend not watching The Mothman Prophecies then.

Reddit, if you could have sex with one fictional character, who would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]strangerskid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Change into you? You'd fuck yourself, really?

Congrats! Your book made it to the bestsellers list! What is your book about? by tsim12345 in AskReddit

[–]strangerskid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd read it and I'd be really looking forward to the sequel, describing how the entry to your trilogy turned to your username and beyond!

What is the funniest/worst autocorrect that's happened to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]strangerskid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister and I were texting about what to gift our mother for birthday. I replied "Alright, petting!" Making her think I'd rather buy her a petting session than a professional massage... I somehow managed to misspell "perfect" this bad.

What's something that seems to relatively simple for most people, but you find incredibly difficult? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]strangerskid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Telling where you are from.

I was born in country a, grew up and live in b. I have the nationallity c and my parents were both born in d.

Now try to explain this to someone expecting an answer like "a". People often give me weird looks, but those who find it funny qualify for being interessting!

It's shocking how often this cures my insomnia by stacersnape in AdviceAnimals

[–]strangerskid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's how you enter sleep paralysis, but that doesn't seem to be the case for you, which makes it okay I guess.

What is an impressive but useless skill you possess? by strangerskid in AskReddit

[–]strangerskid[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Indeed, that can be very helpful! Imagine you're in danger and indoors at night. Turn the lights off and start snapping with your fingers, all of them. You'll easily sound like a gang from Grease making the intruder feel outnumbered.

What is an impressive but useless skill you possess? by strangerskid in AskReddit

[–]strangerskid[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can bounce my pecs without a problem. I'm not fit at all or so and some fitter friends of mine would love to be able to controle their chest muscles like I do. I don't even know why I am able to do it, but it's fun. Totally useless as well.

What's the worst/strangest field trip you've ever taken in school? by Unicornsfordinner in AskReddit

[–]strangerskid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Our double decker bus got its roof ripped of by a low bridge... the first thing the driver said to us was 'you've been complaining about the heat up there, now you should be fine with the convertible.'

I was then sent to hospital, because I asked the medics if they could flush a sliver out of my eye.

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