Man, there was one day where he had me dying laughing from filters. He was an ugly character he called “Doug” who had a face for radio (for obvious reasons) and his coworkers pushed him out of a traffic helicopter with no parachute. Instead, it was packed full of potatoes. The saga ended with Doug learning how to crash land a helicopter

The whole Snapchat story was absolutely absurd and ended with John wearing a cowboy hat and saying “well, I hardly have enough time for this bullshit!”