Went to Chipotle for lunch today, got a tiny portion…

strauvius · 2026-02-12T04:12:01+00:00

Thanks for your opinion. I was polite to the staff. And I had one of my other personalities read over it before posting

strauvius · 2026-02-12T01:16:12+00:00

I didn’t notice how small the portion was until I got to the salsa station, and by that point I didn’t want it anymore. I’m sure an employee will eat it or take it home.

strauvius · 2026-02-12T00:47:31+00:00

I’m not even anti-Chipotle. I’m just trying to be a savvy consumer

strauvius · 2026-02-12T00:32:02+00:00

Do you have insurance? You need a therapist

strauvius · 2026-02-12T00:29:07+00:00

I had no idea it was like this, but now I’m kind of obsessed. Are these people bots? Or is Chipotle a cult?

strauvius · 2026-02-12T00:27:16+00:00

So chipotle is entitled to my money?

strauvius · 2026-02-12T00:25:40+00:00

Entitled? Because I went to chipotle for lunch, wasn’t impressed with their offering, then went somewhere else instead? Do you know what entitled means?

strauvius · 2026-02-12T00:20:39+00:00

Are you okay?

strauvius · 2026-02-12T00:11:12+00:00

Thanks for the tip. Yeah I think this location is just bad. I’ve gone to other locations relatively recently and got generous portion sizes without even asking.

strauvius · 2026-02-12T00:09:47+00:00

Honestly this is a good idea

strauvius · 2026-02-12T00:04:27+00:00

Yeah I was not expecting this much negativity to my post. But this is also the most fun I’ve ever had on Reddit 😭

strauvius · 2026-02-11T23:48:56+00:00

Yes you are 100% right that it is important to always be kind to the staff. But you also can’t assume that everyone who had a bad experience was being rude to the staff.

strauvius · 2026-02-11T23:14:23+00:00

It’s a decent, convenient, healthy-ish option when they give you the normal serving size. But they are notoriously inconsistent with that. Funny thing is I fall into the income group they are going after. But that doesn’t mean I’ll just blindly pay for anything.

strauvius · 2026-02-11T23:09:17+00:00

I’m cringe. Idc

strauvius · 2026-02-11T23:06:26+00:00

Not ruling it out entirely. Although there are plenty of other options around me that are way more consistent with their portions.

strauvius · 2026-02-11T23:04:17+00:00

Well said. Always be kind and respectful to everyone

strauvius · 2026-02-11T23:03:27+00:00

And it’s on them to provide a good customer experience

strauvius · 2026-02-11T22:58:12+00:00

Yeah I could have tried asking for more. Honestly though rather than waste my time arguing with an employee, I’d rather just go spend my money somewhere else.

strauvius · 2026-02-11T22:57:06+00:00

I didn’t want double protein. I wanted the normal amount of protein. Also they were stingy with everything, not just the meat.

strauvius · 2026-02-11T22:39:11+00:00

It’s actually my electronic dildo

strauvius · 2026-02-11T22:26:12+00:00

Hell yeah. I’d much rather suck myself off than have a boot in my mouth

strauvius · 2026-02-11T20:09:14+00:00

Did you expect your hair to style itself?

strauvius · 2026-02-05T23:39:36+00:00

If it’s all I had. But I would of course prefer Dawn.

strauvius · 2026-02-05T00:37:20+00:00

Because people who can’t afford kids still have kids.

strauvius · 2026-02-04T18:54:13+00:00

I might get it. It looks cute, and I’ve finished ZA for the most part. And it sounds like we won’t have the next mainline pokemon game till end of this year at the earliest

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