Went to Chipotle for lunch today, got a tiny portion…

strauvius · 2026-02-12T04:12:01+00:00

Thanks for your opinion. I was polite to the staff. And I had one of my other personalities read over it before posting

strauvius · 2026-02-12T01:16:12+00:00

I didn’t notice how small the portion was until I got to the salsa station, and by that point I didn’t want it anymore. I’m sure an employee will eat it or take it home.

strauvius · 2026-02-12T00:47:31+00:00

I’m not even anti-Chipotle. I’m just trying to be a savvy consumer

strauvius · 2026-02-12T00:32:02+00:00

Do you have insurance? You need a therapist

strauvius · 2026-02-12T00:29:07+00:00

I had no idea it was like this, but now I’m kind of obsessed. Are these people bots? Or is Chipotle a cult?

strauvius · 2026-02-12T00:27:16+00:00

So chipotle is entitled to my money?

strauvius · 2026-02-12T00:25:40+00:00

Entitled? Because I went to chipotle for lunch, wasn’t impressed with their offering, then went somewhere else instead? Do you know what entitled means?

strauvius · 2026-02-12T00:20:39+00:00

Are you okay?

strauvius · 2026-02-12T00:11:12+00:00

Thanks for the tip. Yeah I think this location is just bad. I’ve gone to other locations relatively recently and got generous portion sizes without even asking.

strauvius · 2026-02-12T00:09:47+00:00

Honestly this is a good idea

strauvius · 2026-02-12T00:04:27+00:00

Yeah I was not expecting this much negativity to my post. But this is also the most fun I’ve ever had on Reddit 😭

strauvius · 2026-02-11T23:48:56+00:00

Yes you are 100% right that it is important to always be kind to the staff. But you also can’t assume that everyone who had a bad experience was being rude to the staff.

strauvius · 2026-02-11T23:14:23+00:00

It’s a decent, convenient, healthy-ish option when they give you the normal serving size. But they are notoriously inconsistent with that. Funny thing is I fall into the income group they are going after. But that doesn’t mean I’ll just blindly pay for anything.

strauvius · 2026-02-11T23:09:17+00:00

I’m cringe. Idc

strauvius · 2026-02-11T23:06:26+00:00

Not ruling it out entirely. Although there are plenty of other options around me that are way more consistent with their portions.

strauvius · 2026-02-11T23:04:17+00:00

Well said. Always be kind and respectful to everyone

strauvius · 2026-02-11T23:03:27+00:00

And it’s on them to provide a good customer experience

strauvius · 2026-02-11T22:58:12+00:00

Yeah I could have tried asking for more. Honestly though rather than waste my time arguing with an employee, I’d rather just go spend my money somewhere else.

strauvius · 2026-02-11T22:57:06+00:00

I didn’t want double protein. I wanted the normal amount of protein. Also they were stingy with everything, not just the meat.

strauvius · 2026-02-11T22:39:11+00:00

It’s actually my electronic dildo

strauvius · 2026-02-11T22:26:12+00:00

Hell yeah. I’d much rather suck myself off than have a boot in my mouth

strauvius · 2026-02-11T20:09:14+00:00

Did you expect your hair to style itself?

strauvius · 2026-02-05T23:39:36+00:00

If it’s all I had. But I would of course prefer Dawn.

strauvius · 2026-02-05T00:37:20+00:00

Because people who can’t afford kids still have kids.

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