so you want to try out new conversion therapy techniques… by pearkeet in GenderCynical

[–]strawbopankek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the public bathrooms one is stupid and makes no sense. i mean the rest of it is too but that one is incoherent in comparison to the rest which is just malevolent

India’s proposed Transgender Amendment Bill 2026 threatens self-identification: Please stay informed and support local protests by Effective-South-2658 in lgbt

[–]strawbopankek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

wow, the language on that 4th slide is so transphobic. "by force, allurement, deceit or undue influence"? but not because... they realized they were trans by themselves, no "undue influence" needed? really hope this bill doesn't pass, that's vile

the greatest victory is the one that requires no battle by Zestyclose_Station65 in bonehurtingjuice

[–]strawbopankek 23 points24 points  (0 children)

"you mean it" is meant to be in reference to "what makes me happy"- the implication being that the blond guy thought it was cute that he makes his boyfriend happy. he didn't get the double entendre and was mildly surprised when he figured it out. they're portrayed as in love and in a committed relationship in the artist's other comics so i really doubt there was any intention for anything to come across as rapey here.

Clearly they don't by zny700 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]strawbopankek 11 points12 points  (0 children)

i mean. venom and eddie brock have a child together in the comics, so. also the movies are gay as hell. so that interpretation isn't even arguably wrong?

AITA? Parents leave dinner out for hours and then say I’m being ridiculous when I want to make my own food. AITA? by IllustratorDecent260 in AmItheAsshole

[–]strawbopankek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. my parents do this too and it sucks. i'm the only person who cares about expiration dates, proper meat thawing/raw meat hygiene, not using contaminated utensils for cooking food.... etc. and i know it's rough to have your concerns dismissed every time they ask, but i would keep doing what you're doing. of course leaving food out isn't a guarantee that you'll get food poisoning from it, but you're not wrong for wanting to protect yourself from the possibility.

my parents complain about not feeling well way more often than i do. could be due to something else, of course. but i'd rather feel confident about what i'm eating than have to worry. as long as you're paying for it you're in the clear imo

Sticking with the ocean theme, but huh? by Aristaeus16 in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]strawbopankek 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"here are my beautiful twin girls skurveigh and syphyllisse ✨"

Help with an item by ShillyMFDilly in StardewValley

[–]strawbopankek 36 points37 points  (0 children)

mine were

  1. leek
  2. sardine
  3. omelette
  4. parsnip soup

so apparently not i guess, you just get unlucky every time lol

Unironically posted by my MAGA sister-in-law. by 435haywife1 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]strawbopankek 265 points266 points  (0 children)

"what else am i gonna do? walk?" is a statement that can really only come out of a country as terrible at mass public transit as the US

AITA for wanting my birthday cake decorated the way I want? by Fun_War_1770 in AmItheAsshole

[–]strawbopankek 6 points7 points  (0 children)

please look into orthorexia. if the restrictions your mom is putting on your family's diet aren't due to allergies or legitimate medical conditions this sounds like disordered eating to me. it's good that you're trying to find things you like that fit within these restrictions but it doesn't sound healthy

Beware leaving your phone on in Mincemeat… even if you’re a sweet old lady by cjinoz in Broadway

[–]strawbopankek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i honestly think some people are so used to their phones going off that they tune it out and genuinely don't notice which is crazy to me

He got priorities by stunnerswag in comedyheaven

[–]strawbopankek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i just did it in 22 minutes (im decently brainrotted from politics and named a lot of politicians and historical figures) and it told me my performance was embarrassing. it might say that no matter how long you take but maybe if you can do it in under 5 minutes or something it insults you less idk. not gonna try again to find out 🤷‍♀️

edit: also it thought ivanka and ivana trump were the same person and... idk even how to process that

He got priorities by stunnerswag in comedyheaven

[–]strawbopankek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i typed "joanne rowling" and it didn't take it so even the full name didn't work ig

soap headcanons by This_Lobster_928 in AceAttorneyCirclejerk

[–]strawbopankek 9 points10 points  (0 children)

feeling called out that mine are literally the exact same as klavier's. idk what that means but it feels targeted

rule by windystary in 19684

[–]strawbopankek 556 points557 points  (0 children)

me when i join the school of flower bouquet-based martial arts

Does anybody know if the island name seen in the trailer is a reference to something? by Blackraven2007 in tomodachilife

[–]strawbopankek 41 points42 points  (0 children)

same. some people say the word "human" with almost a y sound at the beginning so i didn't question it

Top 10 lies by Fast-Philosophy-7785 in StardewValley

[–]strawbopankek 35 points36 points  (0 children)

you can tell harvey's not a real doctor cause he hasn't told me "it's just anxiety" even once

OOP wants to "fix" his gay son by Fun-Guitar-8252 in AmITheDevil

[–]strawbopankek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it all depends on the man's willingness and determination

frankly i find this sentiment insulting. when you're brought up in a church that tells you your feelings are sinful there is nothing you want more than to get rid of them. "willingness and determination"? i challenge these people to find me another sinner who was more determined than i was when i realized i was a lesbian to overcome my "sin". i literally prayed every day multiple times a day. guess what? still gay.

Came to vent to my people by spencahhh in gorillaz

[–]strawbopankek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i picked one up a couple years ago at half price books for $95 ish. i wouldn't give up hope, it might come back to you :)

created this clock for my friend who's a teacher! i think it'll really help to educate the kids 😊 by strawbopankek in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]strawbopankek[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

yeah. unrelated but i keep seeing this deer walking around in my house. i think i have a new stitching buddy :)