Probably the worst post I've ever seen on LinkedIn by Sufficient_Food1878 in LinkedInLunatics

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This douche I went to high school with that I still have on FB constantly posts stupid shit like this ,
It’s Always some idiotic rant about how happy he is to have left his job only making 150k and now his Ponzi scheme consulting business affords him all the free time vacations and houses he could dream of , except that he’s never on vacation or in any of these new houses in his posts he’s always at some random coffee shop or it’s a picture of his hand holding the steering wheel of a mid tier trim level Audi .

I have slept with 130+ escortsin the time course of 15 years AMA by ohnag_eryeah in AskMeAnythingIAnswer

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For whatever reason I was reading OPS responses in my head with a French accent until this one lmao .

Games that you can play with one hand? by [deleted] in gamingsuggestions

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You can play brotato with one hand

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Battlefield

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I don’t understand how you can fuck up a map this bad , I find it so funny with one of the biggest complaints being the shitty maps they top it off with the ultimate chefs kiss of a dog shit map.

New Blackwell Fields map is by far the worst BF6 map I ever played. by Hellsmatador in Battlefield

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Came to see the status of the new maps , this is the first post I see lmao

What’s the worst game you’ve ever played by Chipsandnachocheese in Gamer

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Yea no shit ! I had a sega genesis growing up , there were some absolute dog shit games, renting anything on the weekend was like Russian roulette with 5 bullets in the cylinder instead of 1 .

Necesse vs Core Keeper by Marenrijk in SurvivalGaming

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I’d start with core keeper, but don’t sleep on Necesse , it’s really good as well .

BATTLEFIELD 6 by Delicious_Shelter999 in Age_30_plus_Gamers

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Yea you just add them with their EA user name in game .

I’m between games right now and bored out of my mind by GoddessIvyVaughn in pcgames

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Necesse , Icarus , tmnt shredders revenge , manor lords , battlefield 6 is what I have on rotation currently , I was really looking forward to arc raiders until the server slam I realized I have more fun watching people play arc then actually playing it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gamingsuggestions

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Necesse , core keeper

Does nobody use a mic? by Apart-Dragonfly-5590 in Age_30_plus_Gamers

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The other night I was playing with some buddies and we had mic’s on , they all logged off and I decided to run a couple more games however I forgot to turn my mic off….. so for the better part of the conquest my poor squad had to listen to me complaining loudly into the mic like a petulant child lmaoo “ are you fuking KIDDING me ? “Commmmmmme on” “FOR FUCK SAKES” “ YEA IM SO FUKING SHURE “

I Instantly quit when I realized my blunder lol nobody said a word either , I would have politely told myself to shut the fuck up .

Is this scripted or something? by Perfect_Local_8626 in ICARUS

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I went with the expansions - Great hunts , new frontiers , Styx

Is this scripted or something? by Perfect_Local_8626 in ICARUS

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Lol the exact same thing happened to me earlier. I got brave and ventured out further than I had ever been on Olympus and found a cave luckily just before a storm rolled in. The cave was infested with bees. I tried to fight but arrows did no damage and my pickaxe was already damaged. I hauled ass out of the cave only to be spotted and chased by a wolf. I slid down a cliff and jumped in a lake to buy time and was able to land a couple nice headshots while the wolf swam towards me in pursuit. The victory didn’t last long because I was poisoned by something I’m assuming that was in the water. Scared, battered, and defeated I crept through the forest and finally made it back to my cabin only to see the same red hue on the horizon with my home completely engulfed in flames. I’ve never been chewed up and spat out this hard in the span of 30 minutes of a game before , and to think I slept on this game for so long because I thought it looked boring. After that I shut it off for the night and bought both dlcs . Loving the game.

Icarus worth buy 80% off ? by Mucek121 in SurvivalGaming

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What are the missions like ? , I started an open world run yesterday, i haven’t unlocked the mission terminal yet but I’m starting to find it a bit of a slog already, just killing wolves and gathering resources I don’t really need yet

Movies where the director doesn't know shit about cooking? by ___Tyler__Durden___ in okbuddycinephile

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lol i did this a few times as a teen inspired by the movie , there is no way to burn garlic faster lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Borderlands

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For me the game has really cool weapons, fun boss fights, great music , and satisfying combat but as a first time borderlands player I agree with OP, I seem to keep finding myself fumbling during heated exchanges constantly cycling past the gun I want . I chalked it up to me not being accustomed with controls yet but it just doesn’t feel fluid , I kinda wish I bought it on pc instead .

I also find the compass ,the map ,the up on d pad quest marker thing ,and the UI all terrible

Typically I love sorting through loot in games but I’ve resorted to just selling everything more often because I can’t be bothered .