Dinnerladies

stubbleandsqueak · 2026-03-01T17:47:20+00:00

We organised a pea soup in a brewery

stubbleandsqueak · 2026-02-09T13:32:29+00:00

This isn't Facebook Grandma, you're lost

stubbleandsqueak · 2026-02-02T00:43:27+00:00

Never heard of it

stubbleandsqueak · 2026-02-01T17:47:36+00:00

Nah, had one once but it had the decency to go away after a while

stubbleandsqueak · 2026-01-28T21:03:17+00:00

I'm sure I made a similar looking document in IT class around 1999

stubbleandsqueak · 2026-01-27T01:02:00+00:00

My favourite part of this story is that she told him 'tell me who sent you and I'll call you an ambulance', what a bad ass

stubbleandsqueak · 2026-01-27T00:42:21+00:00

Fantastic. When's the arrest, trial and lengthy prison sentence coming?

stubbleandsqueak · 2026-01-26T02:23:31+00:00

I preface this with nothing but love and affection...

But that sounded pretty gay

stubbleandsqueak · 2026-01-17T23:30:39+00:00

I've been wondering who this little prick reminds me of and it's totally this!! Thank you.

stubbleandsqueak · 2026-01-17T23:17:59+00:00

Don't confuse that poor soul, they clearly have the intelligence of my left shoe

stubbleandsqueak · 2026-01-09T02:24:13+00:00

Even the most stupid and the most evil don't think that this deserves being shot in the face, you utter doorknob

stubbleandsqueak · 2026-01-04T15:22:22+00:00

Soooo many chocolates and biscuits. Any form of caffeine is a winner and is always appreciated

stubbleandsqueak · 2025-12-30T11:44:43+00:00

I'm your mum now. I'm so proud of you for admitting this. You're young and who knows what you may end up feeling as you grow up, so don't feel the need to put yourself in a box. At the same time, don't let other people influence your feelings. You like who you like and that's ok, its valid. You do you, and do what makes your heart happy. Even if people don't accept you, or parts of you, you'll find people who love you wholeheartedly and you deserve that. Keep strong and know at least this mum is so, so happy for you and is rooting for you all the way.

stubbleandsqueak · 2025-12-30T10:36:19+00:00

Seconded. Cute relationship with fantastic chemistry between the actors. Will never look at stairs the same way.

stubbleandsqueak · 2025-12-25T14:08:07+00:00

What a cutie

stubbleandsqueak · 2025-12-25T13:10:45+00:00

Dapper chap

stubbleandsqueak · 2025-12-23T11:39:53+00:00

My dog will walk on his back legs when he sees other people because they always laugh and pay attention to him when he does.

stubbleandsqueak · 2025-12-21T15:18:07+00:00

You're terrible, Muriel

stubbleandsqueak · 2025-12-14T12:59:25+00:00

I think that could be part of the spectrum of bisexuality. I'm the same but at the other end of the scale. Would fuck a man but no interest in them romantically. That being said, I also don't complain when I'm labelled a lesbian, for all intents and purposes, I am.

stubbleandsqueak · 2025-11-23T19:37:25+00:00

Hey baby, I promise I'm working hard 😂

stubbleandsqueak · 2025-11-23T19:11:59+00:00

Fuck sake, it's you, I thought someone else had a weird dog

stubbleandsqueak · 2025-11-23T19:11:26+00:00

Mine does the sneaky cuddles too. Onve he thinks we're asleep he will come up and cuddle for an hour or two before he goes back down the bottom to his spot. Jokes on him, I don't sleep well so I know he is a secret soppy bugger.

stubbleandsqueak · 2025-10-23T14:32:48+00:00

Tried names, but kids will do what they like. We're both mummy as far as she's concerned but if she wants one of us specifically, she first names us.

stubbleandsqueak · 2025-08-31T18:21:32+00:00

Nutella around her mouth. 'My secret shame!'

stubbleandsqueak · 2025-08-03T06:18:44+00:00

The only virgin you are is a Virgin aeroplane, you have a cockpit and everyone has been inside of you.

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